Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin

[Frolic_Fun]

  I love that face.

[RageBeoulve]

Indeed. Makes me laugh every time.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Do some of you eejits realise he may only be saying he's Christian for trolling purposes?

I know, I'm just casually playing along.

[RageBeoulve]

Sometimes feeding the trolls is fun, because they aren't the slightest bit dangerous.

[Frolic_Fun]

Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

[RageBeoulve]

Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious.

[Al Swearegen]

The way I figure. He has no real game, he is not subversive, he is not forcing his will, he is not undermining others, he is not disrupting dynamics here, he is not forcing change. He doesn't seem to be trolling at all.
What he seems to be doing it the equvalent at encouraging people to textually twist his nipples and boot his nuts. I call it masochism rather than trolling.
Fortunately for him there are a lot of heartless sadists here. I admit I am one.

[Frolic_Fun]

Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious.

Which is why I'm fairly open about myself. In case some trolls have a go at me, any info they'll find of me is pretty much already known and shows how much of a boring life I have. At most they'll find out that I love synths and photography, or maybe even my dailystrength account. No accounts on dodgy porn sites or any potentionally life-ruining fetishes etc.

[RageBeoulve]

Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious.

Which is why I'm fairly open about myself. In case some trolls have a go at me, any info they'll find of me is pretty much already known and shows how much of a boring life I have. At most they'll find out that I love synths and photography, or maybe even my dailystrength account. No accounts on dodgy porn sites or any potentionally life-ruining fetishes etc.

Same. Wow shleed I used to think you were a loser. Or maybe you are... and i'm one too? No matter. We'd get along just fine. 

[The_Chosen_One]

I'mjust glad that I'm not on the receiving end.

[RageBeoulve]

I'mjust glad that I'm not on the receiving end.

I remember that.

['Butterflies']

The way I figure. He has no real game, he is not subversive, he is not forcing his will, he is not undermining others, he is not disrupting dynamics here, he is not forcing change. He doesn't seem to be trolling at all.
What he seems to be doing it the equvalent at encouraging people to textually twist his nipples and boot his nuts. I call it masochism rather than trolling.
Fortunately for him there are a lot of heartless sadists here. I admit I am one.

  That's exactly what I think although I think you've put it better than I could have. 

[DukeNukem]

I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female.

['Butterflies']

I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female.

I'm not evil at all. On  the whole I'd say I'm a good person. I'm not generally a nasty person, and I don't go around deliberately offending or trying to hurt people who haven't tried to hurt or offend me.

Remember, you're the one who started this by accusing me of incest, and accusing my dad of sexually abusing me, as well as constantly criticizing my sexuality.
Either you were trying to hurt me, in which case you failed, and ended up getting what you deserved. Or, you were trying to provoke a reaction, in which case you surely got what you wanted.
You can't just start attacking somebody you don't know, for no reason, and then get all butthurt when the retaliate.

[DukeNukem]

I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female.

I'm not evil at all. On  the whole I'd say I'm a good person. I'm not generally a nasty person, and I don't go around deliberately offending or trying to hurt people who haven't tried to hurt or offend me.

Remember, you're the one who started this by accusing me of incest, and accusing my dad of sexually abusing me, as well as constantly criticizing my sexuality.
Either you were trying to hurt me, in which case you failed, and ended up getting what you deserved. Or, you were trying to provoke a reaction, in which case you surely got what you wanted.
You can't just start attacking somebody you don't know, for no reason, and then get all butthurt when the retaliate.

Homosexuality makes you evil, dear. You have to cleanse yourself of it. Oh, and you left out the 'y' in "they" in the last sentence. But you're a foreigner, so I will forgive you for that just this once, okay?