Its unavoidable. Happy Birthday Pika.

[RageBeoulve]

Pika. All "oldfags" have to actually become old sometime. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL INTERNET FIGHT CLUB

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Pika. All "oldfags" have to actually become old sometime. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL INTERNET FIGHT CLUB

LOLWUT TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (and so on)

RULES 1&2 LOL NEWFAG CAN'T TRIFORCE TROLOLOLO.

(fa/tg/uy reportan in)

[RageBeoulve]

You have indeed induced the lulz, my friend. Again, have a good birthday. 

[odeon]

Happy Birthday!

[The_Chosen_One]

What I DON'T get is why our resident village fall-down king keeps referring to you as a yellow Pokemon.

[DukeNukem]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

[The_Chosen_One]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

While you fuckwits celebrate a persons' deathday. Remember Jesus? I bet he got a little cross over that one.

[DukeNukem]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

While you fuckwits celebrate a persons' deathday. Remember Jesus? I bet he got a little cross over that one.

Jesus Christ chose to die for our sins. It was His destiny as the Son of God!

Easter was the day Jesus was resurrected after being crucified three days prior. Too bad you heathens made it into a parody by taking out Jesus and putting in a rabbit and eggs!

Damn you all for turning important Christian holidays into lustful cash cows! I bet Jesus got a "little cross" over that. Har har.

And keep on contributing to the works of Satan! The Prince of Darkness will only watch and laugh in the face of your sempiternal incineration. 

['Butterflies']

Jesus Christ chose to die for our sins. It was His destiny as the Son of God!

Easter was the day Jesus was resurrected after being crucified three days prior. Too bad you heathens made it into a parody by taking out Jesus and putting in a rabbit and eggs!

Damn you all for turning important Christian holidays into lustful cash cows! I bet Jesus got a "little cross" over that. Har har.

And keep on contributing to the works of Satan! The Prince of Darkness will only watch and laugh in the face of your sempiternal incineration. 

You've probably got the wrong idea about me. I'm not anti-christian at all. In fact one of my favourite ever films was Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Have you ever seen it? What did you think of it?

[The_Chosen_One]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

While you fuckwits celebrate a persons' deathday. Remember Jesus? I bet he got a little cross over that one.

Jesus Christ chose to die for our sins. It was His destiny as the Son of God!

Easter was the day Jesus was resurrected after being crucified three days prior. Too bad you heathens made it into a parody by taking out Jesus and putting in a rabbit and eggs!

Damn you all for turning important Christian holidays into lustful cash cows! I bet Jesus got a "little cross" over that. Har har.

And keep on contributing to the works of Satan! The Prince of Darkness will only watch and laugh in the face of your sempiternal incineration. 

Bullshit. From what I was told by a lot of Christians, there WAS no choice. His 'father' told him he had to die, and so he did. No choice whatsoever.

Oh, and Easter is actually a Pagan holiday as well, which you borrowed for your own self-interest. Originally named Ostara, it falls on Mar 21 (Spring equinox) and is a fertility feast.

Why don't you run for Pope? You're about as noisy as him.

[P7PSP]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

Obviously false since Catholics, Protestants and most other denominations of christian except Jehovah's Witnesses tend to celebrate birthdays. Furthermore Jews, Bahai, Buddhists and Hindus celebrate birthdays so your assertion that only atheists do so is prima facie bullshit. I am atheist though and if you don't like it fuck off. Furthermore, in the unlikely event that you do like it, fuck off anyway. This is for you  , this is for Yahweh  , this is for the donkey that Mary rode on  and this one is for your mother/aunt 

[DukeNukem]

Only an Atheist would actually celebrate their birthdays.

While you fuckwits celebrate a persons' deathday. Remember Jesus? I bet he got a little cross over that one.

Jesus Christ chose to die for our sins. It was His destiny as the Son of God!

Easter was the day Jesus was resurrected after being crucified three days prior. Too bad you heathens made it into a parody by taking out Jesus and putting in a rabbit and eggs!

Damn you all for turning important Christian holidays into lustful cash cows! I bet Jesus got a "little cross" over that. Har har.

And keep on contributing to the works of Satan! The Prince of Darkness will only watch and laugh in the face of your sempiternal incineration. 

Bullshit. From what I was told by a lot of Christians, there WAS no choice. His 'father' told him he had to die, and so he did. No choice whatsoever.

Oh, and Easter is actually a Pagan holiday as well, which you borrowed for your own self-interest. Originally named Ostara, it falls on Mar 21 (Spring equinox) and is a fertility feast.

Why don't you run for Pope? You're about as noisy as him.

Is that what they taught you in the Church of Satan, AKA the public education system? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Al Swearegen]

Judy stop fucking up this birthday thread or we will not post in your birthday thread when it is your Birthday. (OK it was a weak threat as  no one cares enough to pay him attention on here or in real life. Not even his biological parents....amirite Judy?  )

[The_Chosen_One]

Judy stop fucking up this birthday thread or we will not post in your birthday thread when it is your Birthday. (OK it was a weak threat as  no one cares enough to pay him attention on here or in real life. Not even his biological parents....amirite Judy?  )

[Diesel]