OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored

[eris]

been bored all night

sometimes i like to get on omegle and watch the guys play. I just sit there with my clothes on and stare at them. Sometimes they type at me to get naked or talk dirty and I just go like this   then point at them, and then make this hand gesture    They usually listen to me.   well, tonight i got a guy to write my name on his dick, take a picture and email it to me.

I have lots of pictures like that.

[eris]

omg, see how easy it is ?

I didn't feel like watching right now so i lied....but see how fucking easy ?

this was ONE try

[eris]

 







shooting fish in a barrel. Of course, as soon as he emailed me I disconnected.



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[Al Swearegen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hoi
Stranger: where you from?
You: G'day.
You: Where you from?
Stranger: what is g'day
You: A happy generic greeting from the people of the great souther land called Australia
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oke
Stranger: i'
Stranger: m from
You: KInd of generic in the sense that "Hi" i to the Americans
Stranger: the netherlands/holland
You: Great country Netherlamds
You: Are you currently below sea level?
You: Do you own a pair of clogs?
Stranger: on the moment wel
Stranger: clogs
Stranger: ?
You: Do you store great value iin the beautiful tulip?
Stranger: i don't like tulips
Stranger: i like other flowers
You: Did you know that the gunderman of Robert Howard's Conan saga were based on the Netherlands
Stranger: no
Stranger: never heard about
You: Aparently you can eat tulips? Doesn't sound like a very appealing dish
Stranger: eating flowers?
Stranger: oke that is weard
You: Oh yes The gunderan were hard bastards in the books. Great warriors
You: Front line combatants
You: Buttercups too
Stranger: is australia beautiful?
You: That said you know that much of man's diet has evolved in many peculiar ways. Think how on eath how some Frenchman would have looked at a snail and thought "I could go that"
You: Bettter than beautiful. God's own Earth. Trapped from the other continents it has evolved into a diverse and unspoiled beauty
You: We have animals that would marvel all but the most local inhabitants.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: youre a boy or girl?
You: We also have animals that would kill you pretty quickly
Stranger: that isn't nice
You: Dropbears are the most dangerous
Stranger: sound crazy
Stranger: drop is at holland candy
Stranger: xD
You: I would rather a feral pig, taipan snake, shark or crocodile
You: Oh wow. No these things are definately not candy
Stranger: oke
You: You know we have like about 8 of the top 10 most venomos snakes here?
Stranger: no!
You: OK Cobras are pretty bad and there are a few others. Spiders are similarly ranked
Stranger: but i'am still on school, just i don't know much
You: However Dropbears are the worst
You: They hang off trees and latch on or drop onto passers by
You: Like koala bears except a little bigger and much more active and viscious. Big fangs
You: They target the neck area.
You: We have a bit of an epidemic. Trying to hush up
You: Bad for tourism apparently

Abruptly disconnected

[ZEGH8578]

OP's 2nd convo was brilliant

[Squidusa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
Stranger: nope
You: Would you now?
You: and would you film it?
Stranger: nope never ew lol
You: I think it's hot
You: Do you like to eat shit?
Stranger: nope. im not from 2 girls one cup
You: Would you like to be?
Stranger: nope
You: how about now?
Stranger: do you eat shit?
You: Yup
Stranger: hows it tast?
You: Nutty.
Stranger: as in peanuts?
You: As in nuts yeah.
Stranger: im allergic
You: it doesn't contain nuts
You: it could be very healthy for you
Stranger: oh k
You: So how about digging shit out now?
Stranger: nah im good.
You: Now?
Stranger: hmm nope
You: what about now?
Stranger: fuck off buddy

Oh he mad.

[Squidusa]

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This one was just weird , I think she was a trap / spambot  :lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
Stranger: hiiiii, 18 f ma horny, you?
You: I like shit.
Stranger: do you like talking dirty?
You: Hmm
You: Yes
You: SHit crawling with maggots , squirming in the festering faeces
Stranger: hehe..ok first, here's a regular pic of me http://bit.ly/m5elue ...but i want you to see my naughty ones before we cyber
You: thats dirty right?
Stranger: http://bit.ly/m9CuyM ..they're under sxylick23, tell me what you think
You: I think you'd look better rolling in shit
Stranger: actually, you can chat w/ me on the site too..look me up sxylick23 and i promise to blow you
Stranger: i'll be waiting
You: But I'm a girl D:
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Stranger: hi stranger
You: Do you like cannibalistic sex?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Would you like to try it?
You: oh and
You: Talk to strangers!
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You: Oops
You: *Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
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I fucked that one up. 

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You: Do you like cannibalistic sex?
Stranger: M/F
You: Both.
Stranger: I dont understand
You: I'm both genders
You: I have a dick and a cunt
You: is that smexy?
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Not one for the shemales then. 

Thats all for now , I think I'm addicted 

[eris]

OMFG 

You: how about now?
Stranger: do you eat shit?
You: Yup
Stranger: hows it tast?
You: Nutty.
Stranger: as in peanuts?
You: As in nuts yeah.
Stranger: im allergic
You: it doesn't contain nuts

classic

[Squidusa]

I've been trying to talk backwards but it doesn't work.

This guy didn't respond , and I got bored and spammed the daylights out of him. 

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You have disconnected.

I'm gonna try and impersonate Lady GaGa 

[Squidusa]

Stranger: Hey asl
You: Hello Little Monster this is Lady GaGa
Stranger: Haha sure it is
You: It is indeed , how are you my little monster?
Stranger: Pretty good, and yourself
You: I am ok , after all my live appearances I am very tired , but ok
Stranger: Great
You: Would you like me to call out your name at my next performance?
Stranger: Sure
You: You are a very special person I can tell already
You: What is your name little monster?
Stranger: Noah
You: Ok then Noah , at my next performance I shall call your name out , I apologise if I forget though as my schedule is pretty busy at the moment.
Stranger: I can only imagine
You: Anyway I must go I've just got a call from the studio to do some work on my next album , always believe in yourself little monster x. - Mother Monster
You have disconnected.

I need to think of a script next time. 

[eris]

all last night I kept saying

 I love you do you love me


over and over and over


some said yes

[Squidusa]

all last night I kept saying

 I love you do you love me


over and over and over


some said yes

 

I may try that   :lol:

[eris]

I have no idea why i said these things, or what any of this means. I dont know who got 


 

[Squidusa]

I doubt a technical manager would over use an elipsis as much as he did , plus make the grammatical errors , and announce he was checking things / is a employee of Omegele.

Sorry eris. 

[Adam]

Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !