LOL. Not necessarily Rage
Dame Edna???
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You: Hello possums.
Stranger: helloo
Stranger: how are
Stranger: you
You: It is Dame Edna Everage here to tell you that you too can be a mega superstar like me
Stranger: uh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you
You: All you need is to thickly apply make up and tuck away anything that dangles and you will be the belle of the ball
Stranger: why are you telling me this
You: Oh it is an onerous position having such knowledge I do like to share with the little people now and again
You: This is why I have chosen completely randomly I assure you to pass on my insights
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i honor your thoughts
Stranger: really nice of you
You: You don't need to thank me possum. Being in your life even momentarily is enough I feel
You: It is a small sacrifice i lend you
You: I consider it a borrowing because no doubt and in your own small way you will give back
Stranger: yes, i hope i can do that
You: I think that we ought to discuss whatever we want with starngers don't you?
Stranger: yes, that is why i am here.
You: We can all hold off the typical images of porn obsessed pimply sweaty houseridden teenagers jamming themselves behind computer screens
You: I am sure you are hardly such a creature
Stranger: yes, certainly, i hate those teens
Stranger: but we can't change them can we?
You: I think That were I to be discussing such things with such a teenage it would be a waste. More positive energy would be detailed in the mechanics of how to shower and put deodorant on oneself
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: love that
You: I suppose we all were teenagers once. Of course that seems so long ago.
Stranger: well, for me it was just two years ago
You: Course computers were big lumpy things they kept in offices of governments not personal computers
You: 20 years old oh bless.
You: So are you at school or married?
Stranger: 21 actually
Stranger: i did my college
You: 21 my I remember 21 like it was yesterday
You: Something to be said for senility LOL
Stranger: lol
You: You did your college. Fantastic and are you living on your own or still a burden on your family?
You: I mean that in the nicest possible way of course
Stranger: no, still a burden , pretty common where i live. but i will get a job soon
Stranger: i am in IT
You: Of course you will dear.
Stranger: so its a fortune if done correctly
You: Until you find the man of your dreams and then he will carry you off in a white charger...
You: A fortune?
You: In IT?
Stranger: lol i am a guy! yes, a fortune, in IT?
You: Was is an IT dear if you don't mind me asking. Is that some new kind of medical research?
Stranger: Information Technology?
You: Oh then you will have to be the fortune maker. .
Stranger: computers? programming?
You: My apologies dear.
Stranger: oh it's okay
You: Oh yes computer are the go but not for us old folk
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: not too old i guess
You: Some of us have to make money the old fashion way and that is by being celebrities
Stranger: it is not old fashion, just another serious job
You: Oh bless your heart. Never too old I say and never ask th eage of a lady. I will get my picture for you
Stranger: haha sorry, okay
You: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cleavagedownunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/edna-thumb-375x500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cleavagedownunder.com/%3Fp%3D903&h=500&w=375&sz=163&tbnid=jx-Y_zNbh6eiHM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddame%2Bedna,%2Bimage&zoom=1&q=dame+edna,+image&hl=en&usg=__nFhuzWAgmJcdPmNH4BXFJgTrnVk=&sa=X&ei=Az2GTKfwJoe8vgOs9tW0BA&sqi=2&ved=0CCcQ9QEwBw
You: Oh dear look at that gooblegook
Stranger: lol
You: Bother
You: http://www.biggeststars.com/d/dame-edna-photo-gallery-1.html
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: you look wonderful and happy!
Stranger: hahaha
You: There dear I hope the computer will show that.
Stranger: its okay, i saw you
You: Yes always happy and my mother always said "Smile like there is no tomorrow"
Stranger: it is so true
You: Of course she is long dead and there is no tomorrow for her so it became a bit of a pointless endvour for her didn't it?
Stranger: but you still remember it!
Stranger: and it matters a lot if you focus on that
You: But then again you are right I remembered it and when worse comes to worse you always have your smile and your laugh and being able to laugh loud is the great gift you can give
Stranger: i choose to live in the moments
You: I am a patron of many hospitals and I like to go into the burns units and impart my gift of laughter to the young burns victim
You: victims
Stranger: oh, that is a huge help for them
You: They tend even through the pain and discomfort become quite vocal and I feel I have helped immensely in their recovery
Stranger: oh yes, you did
You: So 21, big job and earning a fortune and a lot of life to live before you get old cynical and worn down
You: Exceptional
You: So is there any miss IT in your life?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i am just so busy in my work
You: Oh well I am sure that work must take priority naturally and so long as you watch you don't get middle aged and fat behind a computer screen before you start socialising....
Stranger: that is exactly what my parents tell me
You: Still you men have all the time in the world to have children and things
Stranger: but, work is work.
You: Women are more constrained with these things
Stranger: and i guess i can get social sometime soon
Stranger: yes, i dont know a lot about then
You: I would say that you are best making your fortune and finding a desperate to have children 30 year old spinster.
Stranger: haha
You: She would be happy to have a rich middle aged fat computer nerd. Not saying that you would be naturally.
Stranger: haha
You: Just that if you were you may not have a hard time
Stranger: i am not fat
Stranger: infact i eat
Stranger: so much
Stranger: that i cant go fat
You: No dear and god willing you won't
You: May have worms dear
You: Or fast metabolism
Stranger: yes, im not a biologist but my dad says i am fine
You: Oh well I guess your Dad would know about these things. I mean he was a young man too once I am sure
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes he was
You: Well dear it has been a stupendous evening and I really ought not do this as late as I have. It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You: I need to go to bed myself and retire for the evening
Stranger: oh, i wish i had seen you in the tv here. i am from india, so i dont know much about
Stranger: what you do
Stranger: i saw your wikipedia entry
Stranger: its amazing
You: Oh possum.
You: Yes it is very interesting being a superstar and a megastar housewife at that
Stranger: haha, i am sure it is
You: So Wikipedia has my article
Stranger: yes, i guess, a man from queensland?
You: Well there you go from TV into the internet jungle. Let's hope they don't find their way into the nasty sleazy side of the internet.
Stranger: i think you are sleepy now, you must go get ready for tomorrow, hehe
You: Queensland is one of our states here. Very nice place if you like humidity and cane toads
Stranger: yes, i would love to come there any time
You: Goodnight my Indian friend and all the very best at making your fortune
Stranger: same to you! this was my best conversation ever!
Stranger: i hope you continue to ignite many other minds too!
Stranger: bye!
You: Take care possum
Stranger: bye! i will!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
