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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2010, 09:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 05, 2010, 09:18:44 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 09:17:14 PM
Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!

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Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
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And they probably wonder why they're still single...  :duh:

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Sounds fascinating. not rly  :rofl:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2010, 09:34:47 PM »
Sir Les has to come to my house now and do my chores. Damn him and this site!!!

Somebody stop me!!!

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You: potatoes and sour cream
You: guacamole
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You: you never smile
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2010, 09:43:53 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 09:34:47 PM
Sir Les has to come to my house now and do my chores. Damn him and this site!!!

Somebody stop me!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
You: potatoes and sour cream
You: guacamole
You: chips
You: salsa
You: and you
You: you never talk to me anymore
You: you never smile
You: I just can't believe you have done this to our relationship
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2010, 09:44:19 PM »
OK, this is called Omegle karma. Where you go on Omegle and get a high from the posting addiction.

You feel in control, but somehow you are not. You are frenzied in your next interaction with the Omegle random awaiting you....you feverishly type in earnest of interacting with your newest random 'victim'

and you....

well, read on...




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Stranger: hiii
You: bj
Stranger: :)
Stranger: bj ?
Stranger: blowjob?
Stranger: loool
You: ok, that's what happens when you put the wrong fingers on the keys for HI
You: hilarious
Stranger: LMAO
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2010, 09:47:58 PM »
Can you post links? If so, encourage them to vote for the 'lemon party' in upcoming elections. lemonparty.org :zoinks:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2010, 08:42:32 AM »
That place is funny, but not so much for those who aren't so quick on the draw. Tried it and some guy wanted to stick a pickle up my butt. Told him pickles have no calories so the anorexics love them and maybe he should look for an anorexic. He called me weird and said something about a pencil.
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2010, 08:46:18 AM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on September 06, 2010, 08:42:32 AM
That place is funny, but not so much for those who aren't so quick on the draw. Tried it and some guy wanted to stick a pickle up my butt. Told him pickles have no calories so the anorexics love them and maybe he should look for an anorexic. He called me weird and said something about a pencil.

Maybe you should have told him to use a cucumber.....  >:D
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2010, 09:29:40 AM »
Pickled anything up the butt sounds painful... think of all that salt...  :o
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2010, 01:41:43 PM »
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 06, 2010, 09:29:40 AM
Pickled anything up the butt sounds painful... think of all that salt...  :o

And yet, the internet being the way it is, there are probably entire sites dedicated to pickle-porking!  :laugh:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2010, 02:23:01 PM »
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 04, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them.  :evillaugh:

Welcome to the magical hobby of being a troll!  :green:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2010, 03:32:00 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 06, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 04, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them.  :evillaugh:

Welcome to the magical hobby of being a troll!  :green:

I prefer to say I'm "being witty" rather than "trolling". :P

Potata potota...
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2010, 12:32:07 AM »
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2010, 01:28:54 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 07, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
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Reminds me of the old IRC days.  :LOL:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2010, 06:29:56 AM »
Well meaning but confused

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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2010, 06:55:02 AM »
Well I liked my joke

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You: OK what is yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
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Stranger: i dunno
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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