OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored

[Eclair]

Maybe I could chat with random strangers about hoarding! 

I don't think it's hoarding, they are looking for, more "whoring". 

Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them.  

I tried, but people kept disconnecting on me. Now I'm scared of getting a little hooked, because I'm jealous Sir Les actually had such a long conversation with his people.

But the site won't load up for me at the moment!!!! Goddamn.

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

So far I've noticed three consistencies:

1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;

2) many use omegle for sex chat;

3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.

 

[The_Chosen_One]

So far I've noticed three consistencies:

1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;

2) many use omegle for sex chat;

3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.

 

My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.

Or at least in their dreams....

[Eclair]

So far I've noticed three consistencies:

1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;

2) many use omegle for sex chat;

3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.

 

My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.

Or at least in their dreams....

And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? 

[The_Chosen_One]

So far I've noticed three consistencies:

1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;

2) many use omegle for sex chat;

3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.

 

My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.

Or at least in their dreams....

And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? 

Well I didn't think they still drove those old Valiants around Carlton anymore.

[Eclair]

So far I've noticed three consistencies:

1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;

2) many use omegle for sex chat;

3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.

 

My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.

Or at least in their dreams....

And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? 

Well I didn't think they still drove those old Valiants around Carlton anymore.

Just checking if you were dissin' my car bro. 

[Eclair]

Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.

And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.

["couldbecousin"]

Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.

And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.

Oh my  god. 

[Queen Victoria]

Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.

And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.

Oh my  god. 

That is the correct response to "tell me where you are and you will come again and again and ...."

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.

And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.

Edit: Fuck I need to learn to read, he said that. 

[Eclair]

Some people are soooo boring and no fun;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: ever picked your nose
You: not a hard question
Stranger: when i was younger yes
Stranger: not now
You: eat it?
Stranger: umm no wasnt that bad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Eclair]

You can always tell when I have a million things to do, and I am avoiding them. I stole a bit of Sir Les's take but here's another one;


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi im a guy
You: that's nice, I'm a girl
Stranger: probably not the girl that wants to see filthy things on her computer am i right?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: lol
You: I can make you do things to yourself and watch
Stranger: hahah what?
You: Well how dirty?
Stranger: sex
You: worms fucking in dirt, that's pretty dirty
You: and hot, if its summer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: indeed
You: mud, you rolling in mud
You: that's really dirty
You: in a bikini
You: a frilly pink one
Stranger: nah that aint me
You: oh, you say that now, but I bet pink is your colour
You: I bet you are a giggler too
Stranger: your scaring me
You: why, because you DO have a pink bikini?
You:
You: why so uptight?
You: you didn't mind asking me to get dirty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Eclair]

Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

["couldbecousin"]

Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And they probably wonder why they're still single... 

[Eclair]

Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And they probably wonder why they're still single... 

Gets better

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: beans
Stranger: prefer
Stranger: nuts
Stranger: if u know what i mean
You: chocolate salty balls?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: not rly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.