OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored

[eris]

 


You: hi stranger !
Stranger: omg how did you know my name o.o
You: are you a boy or a girl ?
Stranger: which one are you interested in
You: if i say boys, you will say you are a girl. and if i say girls you will say boys. To be contrary
You: aso ill says boys, and see what you say
Stranger: well that was a rather hasty assumption on your part
Stranger: and while i will say that i'm offended by your insistence that i'd just lie, i'll say it's you're lucky day and that i'm a boy. unless you were lying and you really like girls. then you're out of luck.
You: well this all endd up well, i guess, because I like boys, so maybe we can forget about our past, burn the evidence and start over ?
You: Im a girl though. Are you gay ? cause taht would be hot but then I guess the conversation would be over.
Stranger: i'm bi, if that makes you feel better
You: wow jackpot !
You: so how old are you ?
Stranger: 21
You: im 30. Cougar. roar.
Stranger: haha awesome. i can work with that
You: so what do you like to do ? you're not a furry are you ? cause I can get into a lot of fetishes but not the furries. no way. Or we can just talk about Descarte or boring things.
Stranger: ew, no i'm not a furry. they weird me out. but i am into all things french so if that's boring i'm really sorry
You: French ? Je parle francaise tres mal
You: you from franc ?
Stranger: no, just a weirdo francophile for the hell of it. and it's okay, my french isn't that great either
You: franco-phile ? like as in a fetish ?
Stranger: i took four years of it but when you have no one to practice with and no $1000 rosetta stone program it kinda disappears
Stranger: well technically it just means a person who loves french things. but i could get freaky with it if the opportunity arose, i'm sure

[Eclair]

God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it  Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need.


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Stranger: are you a gal who squirts?
You: Yes, actually.
You: Are you?
Stranger: Have you always ?
You: No, not always.
Stranger: naw I'm a guy who spurts.
You: Right, sexy.
You: What else do you like?
Stranger: I like to have a girl squirt in my mouth.
You: My favourite guy could fit a whole coke can up his ass
Stranger: in theory anyway.
You: Can you do that?
Stranger: no, but close.
You: Close...like what?
Stranger: I have a 13 inch by 2 1/2 inch thick dildo.
You: You have toys?
You: Nice
You: You sound like a nice slutty whore.
Stranger: realistic cockhead, molded testicle base
Stranger: I can't really get out of that one.
You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.
You: Ever had your face rubbed in it?
Stranger: I find I like it better if I "ruined" my orgasm.
Stranger: no....but that sounds pretty erotic.
You: I take great pleasure in sabotaging orgasms.
Stranger: I sometimes imagine a woman telling me that is the only type of cum I'm getting for now on....
You: Ever used cock restraints?
Stranger: no....just some rubberbands occasionally....are you talking about a chastity device?
You: Yes.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Michigan
Stranger: and you?
You: Nice.
You: Would you like to exchange email addresses?
Stranger: I would.
You: OK, shoot...
Stranger: will the omegle police come and arrest us?
You: Ohh, never thought of that, not sure if you can exchange emails....mmm, send me yours and I'll flick you an email.
Stranger: *Eclair removed  email address because it's his actual name, see below*
Stranger: no spaces
Stranger: but one underscore
You: Cool, I have to head out now...but I'll send you through my details.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 47.
Stranger: rather transparent that.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: my email...
Stranger: lol
You: Aha...
You: Do you have a partner
Stranger: Shall I go check my e-mail...?
You: I have to head out, maybe in a few hours.
Stranger: I have a wife
Stranger: and we don't have sex.
You: Ohhhh, dear.
You: So you play with your toys when she is out?
Stranger: which makes it odd, that I fantasize about being denied orgasm.
Stranger: I play with them in the basement after she goes to bed.
You: Aha...I see.
You: Well, I have to head out, as I say, so shall be in touch.
Stranger: I thought you said a few hours...
You: That's what I said.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: Bye.
Stranger: Okay I misread
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bye
Stranger: I hope not for good.

[Al Swearegen]

Well done. That is brilliance. 

[eris]

God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it   Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need.

That IS brilliant, dear. You know what to say, he was loving it im sure. And No not really interested in 47 year olds lol. AS you know, Dominant women are really rare, submissive men are fairly common, and I live in a metropolis so I can really pick and choose my playthings. A few weeks ago I had 3 subs, and held a key for 2 of them. Im down to one. But I like him Positions available but limited

You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.

do you know how many times I heard this same exact thing ?  Srlys. Almost all of them.

But they are all beautiful little snowflakes, these sissy bitch boys. And Ive also noticed the ones with the bigger dicks tend to be more into their own orgasm, even if they want it to be totally controlled. Chastity and forced orgasm is ego boosting, to say the least.

[Eclair]

God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it   Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need.

That IS brilliant, dear. You know what to say, he was loving it im sure. And No not really interested in 47 year olds lol. AS you know, Dominant women are really rare, submissive men are fairly common, and I live in a metropolis so I can really pick and choose my playthings. A few weeks ago I had 3 subs, and held a key for 2 of them. Im down to one. But I like him Positions available but limited

You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.

do you know how many times I heard this same exact thing ?  Srlys. Almost all of them.

But they are all beautiful little snowflakes, these sissy bitch boys. And Ive also noticed the ones with the bigger dicks tend to be more into their own orgasm, even if they want it to be totally controlled. Chastity and forced orgasm is ego boosting, to say the least.

Yeah, it fits in with the theme of the thread "I was bored", I remember getting online once, making one get on cam, cum in a glass, then later piss in it and drink it.

Disclaimer: I have never claimed I was thoroughly a 'good' person. 

Amazing how they protest, 'I can't, I can't', 'please don't make me do that'....and then they do! In fact it's what they'd been hoping for all along.

Filthy little whores.

I love the way he says he doesn't want to be fucked by a guy, but he would suck his cock. Hilarious. Considering he was so proud of how 'lifelike' his toy was. 

[eris]

I honestly really dont get into online stuff. I like the real thing though haha. And Cm  is a good place to meet people ;P


I had a very funny experience recently. A sissy cuck, in chasity, had me dress him up like a girl and order him to clean the bathroom and order him do laundry. AS the rest of the site lol's Im sure you realize this poor boy was so excited he was shaking. Well, he told me beforehand he wanted me to uh oh you know in the ass. Well, I had him on his face all tied up, ready to go and every time I would start he would go No No No mistress stop ( thats how i get back to reality, 3 in a row). So of course i stopped. Then start again. then No No No. all amongst telling me over and over that he never will have sex with a woman again blah blah blah you know the script. Well, finnally after about an hour I got bored. So I take the chastity belt off and blow him for like 2 minutes and SPIT his cum right back in his face. He was like .......well I cant even describe it, but he didnt wash his cum off his face.


and honestly, if you polled 100 extremely submissive men, and asked him what their number 1 fetish was, I guarantee you that 80% will say humiliation and degradation. I particulaly like spitting things on people if you havent noticed !

we have a higher calling, eclair  

[Eclair]

I honestly really dont get into online stuff. I like the real thing though haha. And Cm  is a good place to meet people ;P


I had a very funny experience recently. A sissy cuck, in chasity, had me dress him up like a girl and order him to clean the bathroom and order him do laundry. AS the rest of the site lol's Im sure you realize this poor boy was so excited he was shaking. Well, he told me beforehand he wanted me to uh oh you know in the ass. Well, I had him on his face all tied up, ready to go and every time I would start he would go No No No mistress stop ( thats how i get back to reality, 3 in a row). So of course i stopped. Then start again. then No No No. all amongst telling me over and over that he never will have sex with a woman again blah blah blah you know the script. Well, finnally after about an hour I got bored. So I take the chastity belt off and blow him for like 2 minutes and SPIT his cum right back in his face. He was like .......well I cant even describe it, but he didnt wash his cum off his face.


and honestly, if you polled 100 extremely submissive men, and asked him what their number 1 fetish was, I guarantee you that 80% will say humiliation and degradation. I particulaly like spitting things on people if you havent noticed !

we have a higher calling, eclair  

We might have a slightly different approach, but, I think you were very generous to allow this guy to still cum by blowing him off.

Unfortunately, as you know, the submissive may try all sorts of things to subliminally 'control' a scene. Just don't forget what you want out of it. :*

I have two particularly interesting subjects. And they aren't quick 'scenes', they are long term addicts to being treated like shit. There is no way I would choose to get either of them off right now, and haven't for a very long time, because they don't deserve it. Yet I know I can do it via voice commands to both of them within a few minutes. And so do they.

[eris]

yeah, we have a REALLY different approach haha I think thats why we didnt get along at first.


Im really doing it cause i have the same sexual deviations. I mean Im just a nasty little pervert myself, and Im having more fun then they are. I dont do a lot of talking. It's more about doing. and forcing, and Ignoring.

but, that boy. he was 19. Sigh. why do I do that. We had a plan, he just had a virgin asshole and got scared. The blowjob is what i wanted to do though. I like to end things a lot of the time by spitting it in their face, or kissing them with it if im feeling a bit sentimental with closer friends. Like I said Ive got my own fetishes. I was being gentle with this boy, it was his first time <3 Ive got a soft spot for the young and naive.

But I totally know what you are saying, submissives trying to manipulate scenes. Id rather negotiate scenes than control them. I have had obvious brats wanting attention but i like to get really really really really rough sometimes. So I like that sometimes. But, im doing it for the fun of it. It's practically all I ever think about when it comes to sex. Just spitting on someone


saw this picture in another thread a few days ago. This is like porn to me.

[eris]

Stranger: slt
You: slt huh
Stranger: vous ete dou
You: pas la france
You: je parle francaise comme ci, comme ca
You: english ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: woman or men you
You: fille. et vous ?
Stranger: man
Stranger: where are you from
You: usa. And you are from France ?
Stranger: no from tunisia
You: Je veux lécher ton foutre.
Stranger: do you have MSN ?
You: De quoi est-ce que vous parlez ? Je ne parle pal english
Stranger: what ?
You: sans débander lol

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ok, it would be slightly funny if you could understate. I dont often get to troll in 2 languages. it's fun.

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One for  you Eris 

Didn't get a chance to troll him 

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You: 83/figuring it out / next door
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The last one took ages to respond and I got bored. 

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[Scrapheap]

Your one about pretending to be a girl then asking him to play with your dick was the best one.

[Squidusa]

Your one about pretending to be a girl then asking him to play with your dick was the best one.

Thanks. 

My problem is I run out of ideas whilst on omegle.

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Stranger: Hi boy? Girl? Age?
You: Girl 27
You: You
Stranger: Boy
Stranger: 27
Stranger: U single?
You: There is only one of me, yes.
Stranger: How wide ya vagina
Stranger: How big ya tits
You: To the first question: you'd probably get lost in it, but that's not IT'S fault.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: What about the second question
You: Bigger than Australia.
Stranger: Sexy
You: Do you want to know how I lost my virginity?
Stranger: How?
You: First you must tell me something interesting about yourself.
Stranger: My cock is 9 to 10 inches long
Stranger: Im horny
Stranger: Is that good enough
You: It's amazing how many people on the internet have very large penises.
You: I'm thinking of either getting a vaginal enlargement done or becoming a lesbian.
Stranger: I'm just very fortunate
You: Do you think that internet use is correlated with being more well endowed?
Stranger: The vaginal enlargement becaus if u were lea than we couldn't have sex
Stranger: Do u have any pics of u
You: If I was a lesbian we could certainly have sex.
Stranger: I'm a boy
You: But then I'd have to bite your head of afterwards.
You: Kind of like black widow spiders.
Stranger: Why?
You: You wouldn't understand. It's complicated.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Tell me how u lost ur viginity
You: Well...
You: It was a beautiful starry night. The moon shone through the trees in the pine forest, turning the trees to slivers of silver. I could hear the waves crashing on the nearby shore.
You: I was inside on the internet, looking at porn and wondering why this wasn't helping me to get laid.
Stranger: Ok
You: Then I had an epiphany!
You: Do you want to know what it was?
Stranger: Sure
You: I remembered about this strange place called outside, which I had visited once, perhaps as a child, perhaps only in a dream.
You: I remembered that there were people there, some possessing penises.
You: So I went out, grabbed the nearest male and had my wicked way with him.
You: Have you tried that before?
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Yes
You: You have grabbed the nearest male and had your wicked way with him? That's hot.
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