Things to do with a live parakeet

[Queen Victoria]

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

["couldbecousin"]

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! 

[Queen Victoria]

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! 

 

["couldbecousin"]

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! 

 

Thank god for the last minute, eh? 

['andersom']

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! 

 

Thank god for the last minute, eh? 

That's when we show ourselves how much we can do.

["couldbecousin"]

They need to start doing some chores around the house! 

I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them.  I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.

Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!

Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.

We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! 

 

Thank god for the last minute, eh? 

That's when we show ourselves how much we can do.

   Priorities finally become clear at the last moment, indecision vanishes in the adrenaline rush! 

[The_Chosen_One]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

["couldbecousin"]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

[Parts]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile

["couldbecousin"]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile

I have never registered there. Too many people! 

[P7PSP]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile

You invited me here from there.

[The_Chosen_One]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile

You invited me here from there.

And Trigger11 did the same with me, as well as zOMG. At least I think he did.

Also, Weakling could train them to be Carrier parakeets for DHL.

["couldbecousin"]

Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member? 

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile

You invited me here from there.

And Trigger11 did the same with me, as well as zOMG. At least I think he did.

Also, Weakling could train them to be Carrier parakeets for DHL.

   Having jobs would keep the parakeets too busy to be disruptive!

['andersom']

 

Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.

[Queen Victoria]

Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.

Good ideas.  I'll send they to Hykeaswell for training in the intricacies of delivering mail, packages and messages.