Scrap apparently failed at elementary school. He took his report card, covered in 'F's home to his dad, who said 'shit, if I'd have known you were this big a failure, I'd have worn a rubber when I'd fucked that no good mother of yours'. Then his mother saw the report, and said 'if I'd have known what a failure you'd turn out to be, I'd have cut your dad's dick off the night we met and done a Lorena Bobbitt to it. But I'd have chopped the fucker up with a mincer first.
That was before they tried to blow their heads off, which obviously proves failure runs in Scraptard's family. Hell, his grandmother even failed whoring herself on Hollywood and Vine back in the 20s. She had to PAY the Johns for a root, to which they said 'no thanks, if we wanted ugly we'd try the zoo.
Hey, you think I'm abusing you now, wait til I get started.