A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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It is one of those few socially acceptable stimmy things I can get away with. I have a bad habit of picking at my fingers instead of finger flicking like I did when I was a kid. Hair twirling keeps me from doing that. I think Possum was twirling something else.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 22, 2013, 01:03:53 AMI refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Stealing internet service is a felony, sir. You'll have to come with us.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 22, 2013, 01:09:34 AMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 22, 2013, 01:03:53 AMI refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Stealing internet service is a felony, sir. You'll have to come with us.
Tourmaline.
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard".
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:55:42 PMI don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 28, 2013, 01:46:55 AMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:55:42 PMI don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.To the mouse?
Quote from: odeon on September 29, 2013, 11:33:12 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 28, 2013, 01:46:55 AMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:55:42 PMI don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.To the mouse?That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 30, 2013, 03:43:29 AMQuote from: odeon on September 29, 2013, 11:33:12 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 28, 2013, 01:46:55 AMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:55:42 PMI don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.To the mouse?That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.Shall the left hand remain undefined?