A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
My new computer is telling me that I have no internet connection. Yet, I am posting. It's a miracle.
I think once I go back my mom and sister are going to see how grown up I've become since leaving last
Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often.
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 23, 2013, 07:17:14 PM Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often. Baby seals and middle-aged, peri-menopausal females need to harden the fuck up.
what time is it? time to get a watch!
Quote from: Richard on May 14, 2012, 01:56:38 PMI think once I go back my mom and sister are going to see how grown up I've become since leaving lastAnd little did I know, they were the ones going backwards in life.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.