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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #330 on: March 21, 2012, 02:28:29 PM »
That fireman at my door today was pretty hot.

He knocked at my door to tell they were going to have a firebrigade drill at my adjacent neighbours, and not to worry if we happened to see smoke.
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Oh why,  Oh why,  OH GOD DAMNIT,  WHY doesnt shit like this happen in the bodie household! >:D
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #331 on: March 21, 2012, 03:16:41 PM »
Aww, that's terrible, bodaccea. A queen needs a king!
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #332 on: March 21, 2012, 03:38:46 PM »
That fireman at my door today was pretty hot.

He knocked at my door to tell they were going to have a firebrigade drill at my adjacent neighbours, and not to worry if we happened to see smoke.
:apondering:

Oh why,  Oh why,  OH GOD DAMNIT,  WHY doesnt shit like this happen in the bodie household! >:D

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Was thinking of both you and the other Queen on the board, when I had this visual treat.

Delicious eye candy.
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #333 on: March 21, 2012, 03:47:59 PM »
Wonders if I'd get sick, eating the pure chocolate bovine....
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #334 on: March 21, 2012, 03:48:41 PM »
Wonders if I'd get kicked, eating the pure chocolate bovine....

Yup, and hard too.  :hyke:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #335 on: March 21, 2012, 03:49:59 PM »
Not if I eat the legs first! lol
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #336 on: March 21, 2012, 04:01:10 PM »
Not if I eat the legs first! lol

The first contact you will have with my legs will be my hooves on you. And, there will be the sound of bones cracking. Not mine.  :M
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #337 on: March 21, 2012, 04:11:10 PM »
Tranquilizer dart gun, check! Enough tranquilizer to knock out a herd of cows & fire.....
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #338 on: March 21, 2012, 06:07:02 PM »
Tranquilizer dart gun, check! Enough tranquilizer to knock out a herd of cows & fire.....


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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #339 on: March 21, 2012, 06:10:15 PM »
You may not be aware I have a far larger empire, QV, of spaceships. Any of which could deal with your whole army, if need be. lol
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #340 on: March 21, 2012, 06:13:03 PM »
You may not be aware I have a far larger empire, QV, of spaceships. Any of which could deal with your whole army, if need be. lol

Spaceships, eh.  I also have the force and might of Intensity Squared behind me.  And if you do attack, I might cry  :bigcry:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #341 on: March 21, 2012, 06:18:45 PM »
Oh, no! Don't cry, that's cheating!
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #342 on: March 21, 2012, 06:19:52 PM »
Oh, no! Don't cry, that's cheating!

Promise you won't fight me?
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #343 on: March 21, 2012, 06:20:26 PM »
Low cloud cover = low flying aircraft into the aeroport.
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #344 on: March 21, 2012, 06:33:39 PM »
You were threatening me, QV!
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