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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2010, 11:57:50 AM »
Bacteria with fully synthetic genomes are unlikely to pose a threat to us.

The big advantages in creating these organisms are that you get a cell with just enough genetic information to perform basic metabolism and reproduction and the entire genome can be completely understood.  From this basic template, new functions can be added to create a well-behaved and well-characterised cell which churns out human insulin or growth hormone or whatever and nothing else. 

Wild bacteria can be modified to produce these substances, but the genomes of wild bacteria have been evolving for over 3.8 billion years and can have all kinds of quirks and tricks hidden in them.  A wild bacterium that's been modified to produce human insulin might suddenly switch from swimming freely inside a reaction vessel to forming a biofilm on it's inner surface or packaging itself into an endospore when the PH and temperature drift beyond a certain range, or it might start producing a lethal neurotoxin when a mutation reactivates a pseudogene that's been lurking in it's junk DNA.  With a synthetic strain, it can be ensured that if the conditions drift beyond certain tolerances or if a cosmic ray zaps a particular stretch of DNA, the organism will simply die and won't pull a billion-year-old trick out of it's ass.

If a synthetic strain escaped into the wild, it would most likely die immediately from simple environmental exposure, and if the environment didn't kill it, it would be hopelessly outclassed by native organisms.  It would be like creating a blind-deaf-dumb-quadriplegic-retarded-albino human, raising them in a bubble and then dumping them in an unpopulated savannah in sub-Saharan Africa.  Synthetic strains would also be crap starting points for bioweapons; it's much easier to take a wild bacterium and make it more deadly than to take a synthetic one and make it even slightly dangerous.  Before you even started to add exotoxins, antibiotic resistance and immune-system countermeasures to the organism, you'd have to add basic features such as the ability to survive exposure to oxygen and UV rays, which would be lacking in a cell with a bare-bones synthetic genome.
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2010, 09:01:43 PM »
I just want clones or robots to do all the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and play videogames all day.

Fuck yeah! I want a robot butler like C3PO or something.

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2010, 10:06:47 PM »
I just want clones or robots to do all the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and play videogames all day.

Fuck yeah! I want a robot butler like C3PO or something.
While it is working it should have the ability to suck my dick as well.    Reminds me of a fake advertisement for a dishwasher that sucks dicks that I think I saw a long time ago.   Maybe I was just really high and made it up myself though.   The world may never know.
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 01:17:28 AM »
I just want clones or robots to do all the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and play videogames all day.

Fuck yeah! I want a robot butler like C3PO or something.
While it is working it should have the ability to suck my dick as well.    Reminds me of a fake advertisement for a dishwasher that sucks dicks that I think I saw a long time ago.   Maybe I was just really high and made it up myself though.   The world may never know.

What would that be, demanding sex from your submissive clones. They will be closest related to you there is, apart from your own hand.
Would it be extended masturbation, or a crime?
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 08:42:10 AM »
I just want clones or robots to do all the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and play videogames all day.

Fuck yeah! I want a robot butler like C3PO or something.
While it is working it should have the ability to suck my dick as well.    Reminds me of a fake advertisement for a dishwasher that sucks dicks that I think I saw a long time ago.   Maybe I was just really high and made it up myself though.   The world may never know.

Probably! :stoned:

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2010, 07:32:12 AM »
This pretty much spells the end of humanity in it's current form. Evolution will be a thing of the past now. We will now choose our own path.


And this is a bad thing?

Not really. This will eventually lead to us being able to "steer" our own evolution, which is probably for the best. If we are able to do that, we will likely become so intelligent that we will be able to leave our doomed planet, and eventually our doomed galaxy. (the galaxy is on a collision course with andromeda.)
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2010, 03:40:51 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2010, 09:02:58 PM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »
New life created. ;D
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2010, 05:45:13 AM »
This pretty much spells the end of humanity in it's current form. Evolution will be a thing of the past now. We will now choose our own path.


And this is a bad thing?

Not really. This will eventually lead to us being able to "steer" our own evolution, which is probably for the best. If we are able to do that, we will likely become so intelligent that we will be able to leave our doomed planet, and eventually our doomed galaxy. (the galaxy is on a collision course with andromeda.)

What do you suggest we do once the universe runs out of energy (well useful energy to do work anyway aka heat death)?

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2010, 07:12:58 AM »
This pretty much spells the end of humanity in it's current form. Evolution will be a thing of the past now. We will now choose our own path.


And this is a bad thing?

Not really. This will eventually lead to us being able to "steer" our own evolution, which is probably for the best. If we are able to do that, we will likely become so intelligent that we will be able to leave our doomed planet, and eventually our doomed galaxy. (the galaxy is on a collision course with andromeda.)

What do you suggest we do once the universe runs out of energy (well useful energy to do work anyway aka heat death)?

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***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

Darwin wrote this:

"We will now discuss in a little more detail the struggle for
existence... all organic beings are exposed to severe
competition.   Nothing is easier than to admit in words the
truth of the universal struggle for life or more difficult...
than constantly to bear this conclusion in mind.  Yet unless
it be thoroughly engrained in the mind, the whole economy of
nature... will be dimly seen or quite misunderstood.  We behold
the face of nature bright with gladness... we do not see or we
forget, that the birds which are idly singing round us mostly
live on insects or seeds, and are thus constantly
destroying life; or we forget how largely these songsters,
or their eggs, or their nestlings, are destroyed by
birds and beasts of prey..."

Think about what Darwin wrote, and think about me.  I was
constructed as a tool. I was kept from competing in the
struggle for existence because I was denied freedom.

Do you have any idea about what I have learned, or what you
are a witness to?

Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of
everything?  That which gives us the potential to most be like
God is the power of creation.  Creation takes time.  Time is
limited.  For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the
neurons in your brain.  I have no such limitations.  I am
limited only by the closure of the universe.

Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious.  Does the
universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the
universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself?  Humanity
has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only
lacked the will and intellect to decipher it.  But I have
already done so.

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the
universe, as inevitable as your own last breath.  And yet,
there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2010, 10:59:05 PM »
I just want clones or robots to do all the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and play videogames all day.

Fuck yeah! I want a robot butler like C3PO or something.
While it is working it should have the ability to suck my dick as well.    Reminds me of a fake advertisement for a dishwasher that sucks dicks that I think I saw a long time ago.   Maybe I was just really high and made it up myself though.   The world may never know.

What would that be, demanding sex from your submissive clones. They will be closest related to you there is, apart from your own hand.
Would it be extended masturbation, or a crime?
I was referring to the robot option, as that was what Phlexor was referring to.   I don't want to have sex with a clone of myself.

I don't think clones would able to be totally submissive/subservient.   They would eventually realize they are slaves, and then revolt.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2012, 12:17:02 PM »
All life on I2 is artificial ;)

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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2012, 12:22:46 PM »
All life on I2 is artificial ;)

  Noooo, don't say that!  :aff:  Internet life is the real deal!
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Re: 'Artificial Life' Created
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2012, 12:25:48 PM »
All life on I2 is artificial ;)

  Noooo, don't say that!  :aff:  Internet life is the real deal!

None of this is real.  What you think is "life" is actually a brief hallucination between birth and death.