Blah, ignore the drama and silliness.
I'll start again,
Hi, I have autism (plain old autistic disorder). I'm pretty boring overall; I can be silly and stupid, but it's usually taken seriously, so I don't do it often. I, like probably most of you, really suck at interacting with people; the first point I made is the truth though, I don't like being touched or around people, especially if I'm given an order I don't like or isn't a part of my routine. I tend to "blow up", and not in a good way.
Anyway, I can talk about autism and my interest, and that's pretty much it, except for being silly, which doesn't always work well.
O, I stood next to Tony Attwood once in his clinic. I really, really, had to suppress my desire to kill the man, as he's one of those publicity whores I so despise.