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Re: Story game
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2006, 06:09:31 PM »
ass gerbils from the planet mars temporarily invading Canada resulting in...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2006, 06:10:37 PM »
a new Canadian expression:  "Looks like you've got a gerbil in your arse, eh?"  This exspression was then made a hit song by the musical artist:
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Re: Story game
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2006, 06:13:21 PM »
GEORGE MICHAEL  >:D i mean...

MICHAEL  :police: JACKSON i mean...

 :police: GARY GLITTER  :police: no that wasnt it it was really none other than...

Richard Gere  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:


but anyway back to the plot, robin was feeling pretty bored whilst batman was out hunting aliens/predators so he...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2006, 06:14:32 PM »
lit up a cigarette and then all of a sudden he could hear a loud blood curdling shriek from all the way down the rabbit hole as if a thousand rabbits had been butchered simultaneously while michael jackson watched and squeazed his balls...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2006, 06:15:41 PM »
which made badgertom puke with a migghty thhunderous RROOOAARRRRRRR

covering poor little jimmy in toxic slime which gave him...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2006, 06:17:27 PM »
a MIGHTY erection
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Re: Story game
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2006, 06:18:00 PM »
and a subtle craving for the milk of a wild donkey
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Re: Story game
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2006, 06:20:00 PM »
but he thought nay i must focus on the task at hand which was...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2006, 06:20:54 PM »
chronic mastercation involving several tins of wild tuna and a bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW 8)
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Re: Story game
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2006, 06:22:39 PM »
but then mastercard people called and told him to stop wiping on his card and he said thunderily...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2006, 06:25:12 PM »
I SAID MASTERCATION NOT MASTERBATION U FOOLS...

we all know what masterbation means but Mastercation means eating so STFU n00bs

to which a small boy replied (in a most peculiar voice) "...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2006, 06:28:02 PM »
"self improvement is mastercation"
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Re: Story game
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2006, 06:40:10 PM »
... Having thus mass debated so masterly, the hallucinating, drunken, fucked-up army finally passed out. As they gradually recovered, they regained their aspieness, along with headaches so massively strong ...

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This story seems to be getting quite... interesting to try to piece together in a coherent way, whenever the time to do so will come.:P
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Re: Story game
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2006, 06:43:13 PM »
that they had to take many a paracetamol while still the headache continuing strong on the outerlimits of their craniums, pouncing veins like no tomorrow and then Peter MacKenzie a long-time sufferee stood up and said...
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~Gkar

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Re: Story game
« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2006, 06:48:31 PM »
... "AAAAAAAAA!". Then, seemingly out of nowhere, the battle began; with their aching heads, the Imperial Aspie Army went bat fuck insane, obliterating the poor, neurotypical enemies in a rage so massive that ...
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