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Re: Story game
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2006, 02:33:27 PM »
occasionally pausing for masturbation
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Re: Story game
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2006, 02:38:33 PM »
..., the aspies further multiplied. The Ejaculation Division of the Imperial Aspie Army, led by general McJagger, was then formed, in order to allow every desperate aspie man to serve his nation in the global conquest ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2006, 02:48:08 PM »
teaching techniques and the ability to read body language.
the aspies fucked, and fucked, and fucked....
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Re: Story game
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2006, 03:12:23 PM »
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Re: Story game
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2006, 12:56:00 AM »
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... until they all got really fucked up. ...
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« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2006, 03:10:17 AM »
and decided to do some freaky dancing to Motorhead.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2006, 02:50:31 PM »
... However, they were soon interrupted by something horribly horrible; ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2006, 03:05:47 PM »
a frenzied troupe of morris dancers jingled into view, causing
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Re: Story game
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2006, 03:07:19 PM »
a hullucination.  something aweful.  a cloud in the shape of the hugest looking ascan head...
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« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2006, 03:51:53 PM »
...which sang, 'I am a cyder drinkerrrr, I drinks it all of the day...' causing the elites to fly into a homicidal rage, and develop a sudden craving for scrumpy.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2006, 04:22:13 PM »
suddenly, from accross the atlantic one could barely makeout the question, "what.  is.  a.  scrumpy?"
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Re: Story game
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2006, 04:42:05 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 18, 2006, 04:22:13 PM
suddenly, from accross the atlantic one could barely makeout the question, "what.  is.  a.  scrumpy?"



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Re: Story game
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2006, 06:00:51 PM »
Having been thus educated, the American aspies proceeded to become so utterly shitface that... DUN DUN DUN... they became...  DUN DUN DUN AGAIN... NEUROTYPICALS!!!!
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Re: Story game
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2006, 06:05:17 PM »
"which" declared a humble yank " is the best way to get rid of them pesky giant rodents that ate all the rabbits"   so the rumour goes...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2006, 06:07:43 PM »
...that drinking while playing the story game will produce plot twists such as...
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