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DukeNukem

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Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:29:33 PM »
That's right, kids! We have FREE CANDY in our I2 Outsider News Van, and the first 20 to come wins a ass raping popsickle from my friend, Dr. Robotnik! ;)

All you have to do is spot a plain shit-brown colored 1976 Dodge Van, come up to it, and ask for some FREE CANDY!

Good luck and hope you are the lucky enough to get to lick Dr. Robotnik's popsickle! :evillaugh:
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM »
You are special.  :clap:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2010, 07:37:52 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on April 26, 2010, 06:29:33 PM
That's right, kids! We have FREE CANDY in our I2 Outsider News Van, and the first 20 to come wins a ass raping popsickle from my friend, Dr. Robotnik! ;)

All you have to do is spot a plain shit-brown colored 1976 Dodge Van, come up to it, and ask for some FREE CANDY!

Good luck and hope you are the lucky enough to get to lick Dr. Robotnik's popsickle! :evillaugh:

 :-\ Massive failure dude. I feel sorry for you if you think this is a funny joke.
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2010, 01:12:23 PM »
Only two? Well, which flavor of popsickle will you guys take?

I got:

-piss
-shit CHOCOLATE
-cum
-lube
-death

I'm all outta pussy flavored ones, but those look pretty good to me! :green: My friend Dr. Robotnik made those popsicles with his S.P.E.R.M. (Super Popsicle Easy-Ready Machine). And REAL flavors were used, BTW. Enjoy!
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 03:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
You are special.  :clap:

Very special indeed. Heard that joke before. Yawn.
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2010, 06:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Gluey on April 27, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
You are special.  :clap:

Very special indeed. Heard that joke before. Yawn.

Indeed, one of the oldest things on the internet. "Quick protect the children before they dissapear with a gigantic 404 sign or are abducted by a strange looking bear!"


*double yawn*
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

DukeNukem

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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 08:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Gluey on April 27, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
You are special.  :clap:

Very special indeed. Heard that joke before. Yawn.

I'm sorry, but YOU can't have a popsicle, bitch! I'm eating the glue-flavored one... :evillaugh: Wait, this does NOT taste like glue at all! ???

DAMN YOU DR. ROBOTNIK! YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS GLUE FLAVORED YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!!!
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 08:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
You are special.  :clap:

This is half a notch better than the Balls of Steel! (TM) routine. You have to give him credit for :rocketturtle: improvement.  ;)
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 08:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Gluey on April 27, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 27, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
You are special.  :clap:

Very special indeed. Heard that joke before. Yawn.

We have to lower the bar for some of our more retarded members. Keep in mind that this is someone that Kit invited.  ;)
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 04:19:44 PM »
Yeah I guess its better.
Mudkips are old too. I see more funny things in the elder care home I go to every week. It's true.
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 11:54:08 AM »
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 11:56:06 AM »
Another example of Dook's retardedness.

Thanks for bumping this butterflies  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 12:01:30 PM »
ATTENTION!!!

Any of my topics bumped for no good reason WILL be locked!

Go suck your dad's floppy noodle!

And have a very NICE day! ;D
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 02:06:52 PM »
Oh.
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Re: Free candy in our I2 Outsider News Van!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 02:07:24 PM »
Attention!!

Nope.  Derp.
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