I Have No Friends!

[Eclair]

How old are you?

[DukeNukem]

It is indeed.

ROAR!

You're full of shit.

I am incapable of producing shit. You want to finger my arse?

Yes. But first, you must suck my penis and swallow whatever comes out.

["couldbecousin"]

I cannot drink milk from a cow.

Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store!

I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.

Roar!

Have you tried lactose-free milk?

I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?

ROAR!

  Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.

["couldbecousin"]

I only drink soy milk.

I have tried both soy milk and rice milk, and, oddly enough, am allergic to both!

[ScrapSheep]

How old are you?

<------------ You see my screenname off to the left. If you click it, it shall tell you my age.

I'm 36, to answer your question.

ROAR!

[ScrapSheep]

It is indeed.

ROAR!

You're full of shit.

I am incapable of producing shit. You want to finger my arse?

Yes. But first, you must suck my penis and swallow whatever comes out.

I can do that. I must warn you, I may roar.

[ScrapSheep]

I cannot drink milk from a cow.

Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store!

I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.

Roar!

Have you tried lactose-free milk?

I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?

ROAR!

  Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.

Lore has described no manner.

["couldbecousin"]

I cannot drink milk from a cow.

Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store!

I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.

Roar!

Have you tried lactose-free milk?

I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?

ROAR!

  Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.

Lore has described no manner.

Well all righty then!

[ScrapSheep]

I only drink soy milk.

I have tried both soy milk and rice milk, and, oddly enough, am allergic to both!

Soy Milk is not real milk. It is a vegetable. Lore doesn't enjoy when someone writes this type of nonsense. Lore finds it offensive that someone on here dares to question my intelligence.

[Scrapheap]

I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. 

Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms??  

No, but if I deem that you are the One. Then and only then will I allow you to lick your shit off of my dick.   

I'm a bear, not a twinkie. 

[ScrapSheep]

You lack any type of originality. South Park fanboy.

Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead, South Park fanboy.

[Scrapheap]

You lack any type of originality.

So says the uncreative fuck who can't even come up with his own unique profile. 

Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead,

Oh, I will, and I'll go a step further. I'll make my avie a picture of Muhammad getting assfucked by a camel!!! 

[ScrapSheep]

You lack any type of originality.

So says the uncreative fuck who can't even come up with his own unique profile. 

Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead,

Oh, I will, and I'll go a step further. I'll make my avie a picture of Muhammad getting assfucked by a camel!!! 

Lore will be waiting for that. South Park fanboy

[Osensitive1]

Soy Milk is not real milk. It is a vegetable. Lore doesn't enjoy when someone writes this type of nonsense. Lore finds it offensive that someone on here dares to question my intelligence.

To refer to one's self in third person is an interesting writing style, but most effective when first person pronouns are avoided. Keep it up; it has a certain something.

[Alex179]

Talking in third person can be funny, or it can be really pathetic.