A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on June 01, 2014, 10:45:36 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2014, 07:35:18 AMQuote from: odeon on May 31, 2014, 03:21:43 AMOh, that. Can you please stop digging up my old sins? You were young, you needed the money. We've all been there. So please don't dig further. I'm from Massachusetts. Digging is what we do here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Dig
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2014, 07:35:18 AMQuote from: odeon on May 31, 2014, 03:21:43 AMOh, that. Can you please stop digging up my old sins? You were young, you needed the money. We've all been there. So please don't dig further.
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2014, 03:21:43 AMOh, that. Can you please stop digging up my old sins? You were young, you needed the money. We've all been there.
Oh, that. Can you please stop digging up my old sins?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
And I see the Punctuation Mark was pondering on his big passion again. I dread to think what he is doing when he is not online. So, I will not think about that. I am here, surrounded by guests, who may have the opportunity to join.
I'm stuck here with the mastodon. Wait, is that a meteor I see coming to make him exctinct?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 07, 2014, 10:23:25 PM I'm stuck here with the mastodon. Wait, is that a meteor I see coming to make him exctinct? That is the bright light of my posting wisdom falling to Earth.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 07, 2014, 10:27:15 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 07, 2014, 10:23:25 PM I'm stuck here with the mastodon. Wait, is that a meteor I see coming to make him exctinct? That is the bright light of my posting wisdom falling to Earth. No, it's a flaming hunk of space junk falling on your head.
I am alone.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 09, 2014, 08:08:48 AMI am alone. We are never truly alone
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 09, 2014, 03:55:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 09, 2014, 08:08:48 AMI am alone. We are never truly alone The guests don't post.
I am all alone, listening to 1970s dance music on my headphones. Alone.