hahaha for a while i forgot all about this site

[Lestat]

Not that I've looked but I doubt most at 13 or under would find much to shave in the first place.

[Calandale]

Precisely.

[Lestat]

Don't try ducking out of it now calandale. We know the truth. That you can't drive past a farm without checking out that coat so short it's never been shorn, and seeing how developed those udders are, wondering to yourself 'well YOU'RE the one eying me up sexily, little 3-month-old lamb, come to daddy, he's got some sweeties for you in the back of his white pickup truck, thats it....would you like some of this, too? its called 'vodka', and I have these special, minty-tasting little candies, these are just for you, don't tell anyone or they will leave none left, these are called 'roofies''

We know what you are.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

A farmer went into livestock for the first time and bought s bunch of ewes.

When the ewes failed to produce any lambs he asked a neighbour what he was doing wrong. The neighbour told him that he needed to inseminate the ewes and he could provide a prizes ram to do it for $500.

The farmer thought that sounded a bit expensive and decided to do it himself (I didn't say he was a smart farmer).

So the next morning the farmer rounded up the sheep, loaded them into his truck, took them out to his back paddock and shagged them all.

The morning after that the farmer checked his ewes with a home pregnancy test and found that it hadn't worked. So he loaded them all in the truck, took them out the back paddock again, and shagged them all twice. By the time he finished it was dark and all he could do was collapse into bed.

The following morning he was woken by a racket outside the farmhouse and, still exhausted from the day before, he asked his wife to take a look and tell him what she saw.

His wife said "your sheep are all sitting in the back of your truck. Except for one who's sitting in the driver's seat honking the horn".

[Calandale]

Don't try ducking out of it now calandale.

That would be fowl. I stick to mammals

[odeon]

So, now that Scrap is back, maybe he'd care to clarify his views on 13-yos and grass on the field?

[El]

So, now that Scrap is back, maybe he'd care to clarify his views on 13-yos and grass on the field?

Scrap AND Lestat, apparently.

Jesus fuck.

[odeon]

Still waiting.

Betting this is the one thread he will avoid.

[odeon]

Still no comment from Scrap. I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

A mountain does not move.   

[odeon]

So, do you prefer underaged girls, Scrap? Care to clarify your earlier posts?

[odeon]

Bump.

Scrap, you like old threads. Why not revisit this one?

[Yuri Bezmenov]

A mountain does not move.   

[odeon]

Avoiding the subject much, Scrap?

[Al Swearegen]

Great conversation. I almost wish Zegh was back.