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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1395 on: May 29, 2013, 04:32:12 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
  Today I found out that I have a very common and harmless electrical quirk in my heart, known as an
   RV conduction delay.  Its origin is unknown ( at least in my case ), and it won't cause any problems.  8)
Open your chest and put a battery in there.  :thumbup:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1396 on: May 29, 2013, 04:48:03 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on May 29, 2013, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
  Today I found out that I have a very common and harmless electrical quirk in my heart, known as an
   RV conduction delay.  Its origin is unknown ( at least in my case ), and it won't cause any problems.  8)
Open your chest and put a battery in there.  :thumbup:

  You're trying to trick me, aren't you?  You want me to get an electric shock.  :zoinks:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1397 on: May 29, 2013, 05:04:41 PM »
Its best to jizz on a T-shirt with stripes on it. the lines make it hard to detect a cum stain
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1398 on: May 29, 2013, 05:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 05:04:41 PM
Its best to jizz on a T-shirt with stripes on it. the lines make it hard to detect a cum stain

Just tell people you were having a snack and something must have dripped on it :zoinks:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1399 on: May 29, 2013, 05:17:33 PM »
unsuspecting minds would fall for that, but most people know better. plus I can't roll like a slob, my goodness.  :laugh:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1400 on: May 29, 2013, 05:32:03 PM »
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1401 on: May 29, 2013, 06:42:53 PM »
2 Big ass printers. :P

Ricoh GX5050N sublijet printers.

Tossed them in the truck thinking by the size & weight of the monsters they were color laserjets.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1402 on: May 29, 2013, 08:32:24 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
  Today I found out that I have a very common and harmless electrical quirk in my heart, known as an
   RV conduction delay.  Its origin is unknown ( at least in my case ), and it won't cause any problems.  8)

Ah, we knew you had a heart, gentle one.  Now science has confirmed it.  I shudder that it is "common", but since it is electrical I'm sure it's a newly discovered phenomenon.  I'm confused why is the RV conduction delay?  Does it mean that you will be delaying Her Royal Highness, Queen Victoria?  Or that you can't conduct the Royal Orchestra, which is Odeon's responsibililty.  I guess the best thing is to have you go back to mending my unmentionables.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1403 on: May 29, 2013, 09:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 29, 2013, 08:32:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
  Today I found out that I have a very common and harmless electrical quirk in my heart, known as an
   RV conduction delay.  Its origin is unknown ( at least in my case ), and it won't cause any problems.  8)

Ah, we knew you had a heart, gentle one.  Now science has confirmed it.  I shudder that it is "common", but since it is electrical I'm sure it's a newly discovered phenomenon.  I'm confused why is the RV conduction delay?  Does it mean that you will be delaying Her Royal Highness, Queen Victoria?  Or that you can't conduct the Royal Orchestra, which is Odeon's responsibililty.  I guess the best thing is to have you go back to mending my unmentionables.

  Your Majesty, I believe the delay is in my Right Ventricle!  :cbc: :underwear:     *resumes mending*
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1404 on: May 29, 2013, 09:31:18 PM »
I cant see my insides on a scan. I'll freak out,  :laugh:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1405 on: May 29, 2013, 09:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
I cant see my insides on a scan. I'll freak out,  :laugh:

  Do it!  Be proud of your entrails!  That's the true Viking way!   :arrr:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1406 on: May 30, 2013, 01:03:37 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 09:39:50 PM
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
I cant see my insides on a scan. I'll freak out,  :laugh:

  Do it!  Be proud of your entrails!  That's the true Viking way!   :arrr:

Swords cutting him wide open?
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1407 on: May 30, 2013, 05:51:08 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 30, 2013, 01:03:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 09:39:50 PM
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
I cant see my insides on a scan. I'll freak out,  :laugh:

  Do it!  Be proud of your entrails!  That's the true Viking way!   :arrr:

Swords cutting him wide open?

  Not necessary anymore!  These days he can see his organs via medical imaging!   :arrr:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1408 on: May 30, 2013, 09:29:10 AM »
I'll only look at it if I have too. and even then it will trigger a panic attack later on, probably in the shower. :prude:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1409 on: May 30, 2013, 11:05:58 AM »
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