Educational
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 89 90 [91] 92 93 ... 199   Go Down

Author Topic: What did you find today?  (Read 65928 times)

0 Members and 15 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1350 on: May 08, 2013, 09:26:47 PM »
I wish I had found the manicure tools.  The PR needs her toenails cut.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1351 on: May 09, 2013, 02:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 08, 2013, 06:04:43 PM
QV and cbc line up

 :puppy:           :puppy:

  I brought some sweetened whipped cream!   :puppy:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1352 on: May 09, 2013, 02:09:58 PM »
  I found my scissors, duct tape, and two adapters for my air conditioners!  :thumbup:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1353 on: May 09, 2013, 04:01:50 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 09, 2013, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 08, 2013, 06:04:43 PM
QV and cbc line up

 :puppy:           :puppy:

  I brought some sweetened whipped cream!   :puppy:

Add some chopped pecans to sprinkle over the top.   :meditate:
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1354 on: May 09, 2013, 04:50:11 PM »
A bunch of my tools all over the house I am working on left there by people who borrowed them over the last week and did not put them back
Logged
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1355 on: May 09, 2013, 05:56:37 PM »
I found the meaning if life.
Had it tattooed on my erect penis.

If you want to know the meaning of life your goons have to work hard for it.  :zoinks:
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1356 on: May 09, 2013, 06:25:54 PM »
The PR's Medicaid card.  Now she can get sick.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1357 on: May 09, 2013, 07:15:58 PM »

Logged

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1358 on: May 09, 2013, 08:22:10 PM »
Puffed or Crispy?
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1359 on: May 09, 2013, 08:41:45 PM »
puffed

crispy hurts my mouth
Logged

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1360 on: May 09, 2013, 08:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 09, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
Puffed or Crispy?
crispy

Lick the powder off your fingers or wash your hands.
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1361 on: May 10, 2013, 12:07:51 AM »
Quote from: McJaguar on May 09, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 09, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
Puffed or Crispy?
crispy

Lick the powder off your fingers or wash your hands.

"I lick the powder off my fingers, then look deeply into your eyes, lick my sunny orange lips, tenderly hold your hand and slowly lick the powder off your fingers.  Very, very slowly."

The opening of my new novel, 50 Shades of Cheeto.  It's got quite a tail to tell.  And you know what they say about big feet..................
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1362 on: May 10, 2013, 02:32:58 PM »
Crisps!
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1363 on: May 10, 2013, 03:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 10, 2013, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: McJaguar on May 09, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 09, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
Puffed or Crispy?
crispy

Lick the powder off your fingers or wash your hands.

"I lick the powder off my fingers, then look deeply into your eyes, lick my sunny orange lips, tenderly hold your hand and slowly lick the powder off your fingers.  Very, very slowly."

The opening of my new novel, 50 Shades of Cheeto.  It's got quite a tail to tell.  And you know what they say about big feet..................
write it, my lady.
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1364 on: May 11, 2013, 08:57:13 AM »
The part to fix my father's stove for $45
Logged
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw
Pages: 1 ... 89 90 [91] 92 93 ... 199   Go Up
« previous next »