Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get...
That's why you buy Whitman's Samplers they have a map so you can get the good ones first
Oh, yes you do know what you're gonna get: fatter.
Then there is only one solution.
Spend the same amount of money, on just one very special bonbon.
Not getting fat, and yet the satisfaction of utterly having spoiled yourself.