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Quote from: parts on April 15, 2010, 04:55:24 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 15, 2010, 03:37:36 PMQuote from: parts on April 15, 2010, 03:36:51 PMOne of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go Will you adopt me?Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frogAaaaaah, no place for me? A grown up woman, with two kids, and only visiting cats?
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 15, 2010, 03:37:36 PMQuote from: parts on April 15, 2010, 03:36:51 PMOne of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go Will you adopt me?Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog
Quote from: parts on April 15, 2010, 03:36:51 PMOne of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go Will you adopt me?
One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go
Beautiful 9x12 Oriental design area rug, very clean, one small scorch mark (iron, easy to hide location).Too big for here though, neighbor saw me spreading it out in the lawn to inspect & took it home with her.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Today I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package. My uniform, finally.Now I can work looking as a designer potato.Who said uniforms are sexy?I don't even dare sending Sir_Les a picture of me wearing it. Major turnoff
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2010, 07:14:16 AMToday I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package. My uniform, finally.Now I can work looking as a designer potato.Who said uniforms are sexy?I don't even dare sending Sir_Les a picture of me wearing it. Major turnoff Awww, he will find you beautiful in it.
Today I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2010, 07:14:16 AMToday I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package. OMFG....did you really mean to phrase it quite that way?How huge, baby?
Quote from: Eclair on April 17, 2010, 08:19:17 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2010, 07:14:16 AMToday I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package. OMFG....did you really mean to phrase it quite that way?How huge, baby? Should I have used the word parcel?I learn so much here. Such an educational site.The guy at my door as a shy skinny thing, way too young for my liking. And no 'package' that stood out. (neither in a manner of speech, nor literal)
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2010, 08:32:06 AMQuote from: Eclair on April 17, 2010, 08:19:17 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2010, 07:14:16 AMToday I found someone on my doorstep with a huge package. OMFG....did you really mean to phrase it quite that way?How huge, baby? Should I have used the word parcel?I learn so much here. Such an educational site.The guy at my door as a shy skinny thing, way too young for my liking. And no 'package' that stood out. (neither in a manner of speech, nor literal)At least you didn't say "This huge package came on my doorstep"....Oh God, the possibilities are endless *Eclair tries to stop the endless word associations!*Just put it this way...I just need to get me some regular access to a package...*ahem*....please excuse my one track mind! x
Hey ho and a bottle of whisky!