It may not be an STD, but surely it cannot be far off. Spotted dick is fucking hangin'
Eccles cakes don't have icing, its just the flaky pastry, surrounding it's graveyard of deceased flies. I see no reason why you couldn't put icing of your own on them though.
Didn't find anything, aside from an oxycontin 80 in one of the pockets of my dressing gown, that I didn't know I had. And a clean, unused needle to bang it with. Didn't think I had any pins left, planning to go to the needle exchange when I pop to the head shop tomorrow for some 'noids to smoke.