What possesess people to go out like that?

[Scrapheap]

I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass

Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??

[Adam]

why are supposedly heterosexual men such as yourself so insecure abou their sexuality these days? 

[Parts]

They should be rounded up and sent back to the asylum they escaped from

["couldbecousin"]

I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.

Oh yeah, these are actually like lightweight summer dresses, not too bad if you overlook the fact that they're hospital gowns.

I might step outside onto the hospital grounds in a gown like that, but I'd never go to Walmart! If I really needed to buy some small thing, I'd go to a Honeyfarms or Store 24. If I went to Walmart, I'd end up staying longer than I intended to, as usual, and people would be staring at me! 

I'd be staring at your pussy!

You wouldn't be able to see it, duh, I'd be wearing underwear under the gown. 

[SleepyDragon]

I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.

That is the kind that they are wearing! It's just that they've each got two of them on, one with the opening to the front, and the other with the opening to the back. The women just happened to be photographed on the closed side of the gown, where you can't see the tapes.

I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass

Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??

When your pussy really gets on your ass....

[Gluey]

I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.

[Callaway]

I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.

If you drop your crutch, sometimes people pick it up for you and sometimes they don't.

I wasn't wearing a hospital gown at the time, though.

[Eclair]

This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!

I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free 

Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!

I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.

My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!

['andersom']

I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.

That is the kind that they are wearing! It's just that they've each got two of them on, one with the opening to the front, and the other with the opening to the back. The women just happened to be photographed on the closed side of the gown, where you can't see the tapes.

I completely missed that.  Maybe because here people only wear that stuff just before, during and shortly after an operation. (Apart from people who don't bring their own stuff to hospital) Here you will see people mostly in their own pj's and nightgowns  in the hospital beds. And clothed properly or wearing night-robes out of bed.

I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass

Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??

When your pussy really gets on your ass....

["couldbecousin"]

This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!

I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free 

Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!

I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.

My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!

Your hairdresser sounds adorable! I too would rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser, partly because I don't trust that the brushes and combs are all sterile  and partly because I feel so "out of place" in a salon. 

['andersom']

This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!

I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free 

Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!

I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.

My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!

Your hairdresser sounds adorable! I too would rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser, partly because I don't trust that the brushes and combs are all sterile  and partly because I feel so "out of place" in a salon. 

Brushes and combs and all are not as sterile as the tools of the dentist, but they are pretty clean mostly. Hairdressers don't like infections in the small wounds they now and then get from cutting themselves. And when there is only the suspicion of lice they decontaminate the whole salon as thorough as can be done.
I know that my sister in law hates it when she gets people right out of the kitchen of some restaurants, because she might get hairs through her skin and infected right away. (Don't think she takes food from those particular restaurants any-more  )

[Callaway]

My sister-in-law is a hairdresser and she cleans scissors, combs and brushes and soaks them in a sanitizing solution after each use.  I think she uses Barbicide.

["couldbecousin"]

My sister-in-law is a hairdresser and she cleans scissors, combs and brushes and soaks them in a sanitizing solution after each use.  I think she uses Barbicide.

I'll go to her to have my hair done then! 

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.

If you want to be extreme, smear fake blood all over yourself and limp around like a zombie, and see how long it takes for the cops to arrive.

["couldbecousin"]

I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.

If you want to be extreme, smear fake blood all over yourself and limp around like a zombie, and see how long it takes for the cops to arrive.

Blood scares me. I'd go hide while dialing 911 on my handy dandy cellphone!