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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #375 on: August 29, 2010, 02:22:20 PM »


Saw up six huge limbs I cut down from a major maple tree that was shading my pool.

I will age most of the wood for grille smokers, but much of the new growth (basically, anything I can hack off with my machete - anything smaller than two thumbs side-by-side will easily succumb to the machete and be headed for the compost heap) will be next year's mulch.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #376 on: August 29, 2010, 02:35:26 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 29, 2010, 02:22:20 PM


Saw up six huge limbs I cut down from a major maple tree that was shading my pool.

I will age most of the wood for grille smokers, but much of the new growth (basically, anything I can hack off with my machete - anything smaller than two thumbs side-by-side will easily succumb to the machete and be headed for the compost heap) will be next year's mulch.

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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #377 on: August 29, 2010, 02:37:33 PM »
Not a lot left of this day but I think I'll post while enjoying a beer.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #378 on: August 29, 2010, 05:36:17 PM »
Read just a little bit more, and then I will sleep.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #379 on: August 29, 2010, 05:37:28 PM »
Sneat (SneakEat) some doughnuts to keep my little body chubby.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #380 on: August 29, 2010, 06:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:37:28 PM
Sneat (SneakEat) some doughnuts to keep my little body chubby.

One has to take care of the cuddly parts of oneself indeed.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #381 on: August 29, 2010, 06:10:16 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2010, 06:08:34 PM
Quote from: Weakling on August 29, 2010, 05:37:28 PM
Sneat (SneakEat) some doughnuts to keep my little body chubby.

One has to take care of the cuddly parts of oneself indeed.

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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #382 on: August 29, 2010, 06:21:53 PM »
I hope to be  :rofl:

I asked the new neighbours if they could take care of their hedge and fence. Others had asked before me, but, because of a language problem, they did not get through. Now, I had heard someone was there who did understand my language, so I asked again.

The hedge and fence were tipping over, and should be cut back/down, and replaced. The guy I spoke to said he would not be doing that, but that coming Monday, he would be fixing it after work.

We had lots of wind and rain on Sunday, when I came back from a birthday party, the whole hedge and fence were almost horizontally placed. The alley we have to use can't be used. The thought of this guy going to fix it with one post and some rope made me laugh out loud. And I sure hope to be able to see his attempts.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #383 on: August 29, 2010, 06:24:21 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
I hope to be  :rofl:

I asked the new neighbours if they could take care of their hedge and fence. Others had asked before me, but, because of a language problem, they did not get through. Now, I had heard someone was there who did understand my language, so I asked again.

The hedge and fence were tipping over, and should be cut back/down, and replaced. The guy I spoke to said he would not be doing that, but that coming Monday, he would be fixing it after work.

We had lots of wind and rain on Sunday, when I came back from a birthday party, the whole hedge and fence were almost horizontally placed. The alley we have to use can't be used. The thought of this guy going to fix it with one post and some rope made me laugh out loud. And I sure hope to be able to see his attempts.

Better stay inside the house and hide your laughing face behind the curtains!  :laugh:


What language do these neighbors speak?  :orly:
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #384 on: August 30, 2010, 09:59:33 AM »
I  WILL  do massive cleaning and de-cluttering today! Back in one hour!  :viking:
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #385 on: August 30, 2010, 10:46:05 AM »
I shall play house and pretend to cook and clean and wash and, so forth and so on.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #386 on: August 30, 2010, 01:45:48 PM »
Make me a sandwich.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #387 on: August 30, 2010, 01:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 30, 2010, 10:46:05 AM
I shall play house and pretend to cook and clean and wash and, so forth and so on.

You are funny! I will help you as soon as I dig my way out of my own mess!  :laugh:
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #388 on: August 30, 2010, 02:04:37 PM »
That is the problem with we Royals.  We never throw anything away because it's historical.  I think I'm using Henry VIII's chair.  Re-using items has kept us rich.  We shouldn't have to buy anything for centuries, although I may visit a certain purveyour of quality goods named Parts.
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Re: What are you going to do today?
« Reply #389 on: August 30, 2010, 02:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 30, 2010, 02:04:37 PM
That is the problem with we Royals.  We never throw anything away because it's historical.  I think I'm using Henry VIII's chair.  Re-using items has kept us rich.  We shouldn't have to buy anything for centuries, although I may visit a certain purveyour of quality goods named Parts.

I have heard of him too, Your Majesty! He knows all about fine old machinery and things of that nature!  :viking:
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