I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2010, 07:38:53 PMQuote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations! Yup. My privilege as a dad to annoy the hell out of my teenagers.
Quote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations!
Quote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that.
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.
Quote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires?
Doctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.
Quote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 02:35:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2010, 07:38:53 PMQuote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations! Yup. My privilege as a dad to annoy the hell out of my teenagers.Do you dress in a dorky way and embarrass them in front of their friends too? That's another parental perk!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 05:04:50 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 02:35:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2010, 07:38:53 PMQuote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations! Yup. My privilege as a dad to annoy the hell out of my teenagers.Do you dress in a dorky way and embarrass them in front of their friends too? That's another parental perk! Not particularly dorky dresser, me, but I love to embarrass them in front of their friends. I'm looking forward to the day my daughter brings home a boyfriend.
Quote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:11:46 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 05:04:50 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 02:35:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2010, 07:38:53 PMQuote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations! Yup. My privilege as a dad to annoy the hell out of my teenagers.Do you dress in a dorky way and embarrass them in front of their friends too? That's another parental perk! Not particularly dorky dresser, me, but I love to embarrass them in front of their friends. I'm looking forward to the day my daughter brings home a boyfriend. So will you be one of those protective fathers?
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 07:17:41 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:11:46 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 05:04:50 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 02:35:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 12, 2010, 07:38:53 PMQuote from: odeon on August 09, 2010, 03:43:30 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 05:51:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 08, 2010, 05:49:47 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 08, 2010, 04:20:32 PMDoctor's appointment for daughter and take her and a her friend to a meal and the blasted Twilight movie. Thank heavens they can go on their own.Don't you want to sit with them and squeal over the teen vampires? Vampires don't sparkle, at least the ones I know. Buffy, Angel, Van Helsing, that's my speed.The bloody Twilight vampires are wimps, all of them, and I never tire of telling my teenage daughter that. Parenthood does have a few small compensations! Yup. My privilege as a dad to annoy the hell out of my teenagers.Do you dress in a dorky way and embarrass them in front of their friends too? That's another parental perk! Not particularly dorky dresser, me, but I love to embarrass them in front of their friends. I'm looking forward to the day my daughter brings home a boyfriend. So will you be one of those protective fathers? I was thinking more about embarrassing her once and for all, but yeah, that works too.
Teenage boys are easier. I was an angel.
Quote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:22:07 AMTeenage boys are easier. I was an angel.I was the least troublesome girl in the school! I never even skipped a class!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 07:28:48 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:22:07 AMTeenage boys are easier. I was an angel.I was the least troublesome girl in the school! I never even skipped a class! I didn't skip any classes that mattered.
Take daughter to buy speakers for her computer, although I may talk her into headphones to save our ears. There's only so much current Disney teen music our old ears can take.
Quote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 03:17:43 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 07:28:48 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:22:07 AMTeenage boys are easier. I was an angel.I was the least troublesome girl in the school! I never even skipped a class! I didn't skip any classes that mattered.They all matter!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 08:37:18 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 03:17:43 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 07:28:48 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:22:07 AMTeenage boys are easier. I was an angel.I was the least troublesome girl in the school! I never even skipped a class! I didn't skip any classes that mattered.They all matter! OMG, why didn't anyone tell me then?
Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2010, 03:03:52 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 08:37:18 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 03:17:43 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 13, 2010, 07:28:48 AMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2010, 07:22:07 AMTeenage boys are easier. I was an angel.I was the least troublesome girl in the school! I never even skipped a class! I didn't skip any classes that mattered.They all matter! OMG, why didn't anyone tell me then? Because there was no Internet then, so no way for us to inform you.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!