I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.
That's the shit I see every time I work... stupid shit, same routines every single shift!
This weekend as my shift was winding down, two "ladies" walked into the laundry detergent/etc. aisle. And something seemed off......as it turned out the maybe younger of two, was wearing the tightest bustier in electric pink, that I had ever seen. She looked like she was in her 30's and was not exactly "svelte". I noted her and looked away, my co-worker and I looked at each other with bemused looks and I said to him...."What has been seen, cannot be unseen." It was a "pass the brain bleach moment." It had been very cold out and this was about 10-10:30 PM. And she was wide open and headed for wardrobe malfunction. We finished up and got the hell out of there. Now the walmart that I work in has a lot of "pajama' pants moments, I haven't noticed butt crack moments. But, this was the first imminent boob explosion that I had seen in my 2 1/2 years.
