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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2006, 08:57:26 AM »
it's the perfect size :P
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2006, 08:58:02 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 08:48:08 AM
i just wanted to give you a high five for landing a much younger lass.  but since i didn't get a straight answer, then, i will run the risk of offending you.

good job, old man.

what...you don't have an earth calculator handy?  :P

I will be 50 of your earth years young next March....and I appreciate the high five. I'm the luckiest nearly half centurian on your planet, and I know it.

And don't worry, you can't offend me when speaking on matters of age...cuz...like you have pointed out...I may be old, but I have a young, chaste woman waiting for me at the altar so....NEEEEEEEEEEEENER  ;D
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2006, 08:59:22 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 13, 2006, 08:57:26 AM
it's the perfect size :P
ok mum.  you dropped your boy off at camp for the summer, now its time to leave him be.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2006, 09:00:34 AM »
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 08:58:02 AM
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 08:48:08 AM
i just wanted to give you a high five for landing a much younger lass.  but since i didn't get a straight answer, then, i will run the risk of offending you.

good job, old man.

what...you don't have an earth calculator handy?  :P

I will be 50 of your earth years young next March....and I appreciate the high five. I'm the luckiest nearly half centurian on your planet, and I know it.

And don't worry, you can't offend me when speaking on matters of age...cuz...like you have pointed out...I may be old, but I have a young, chaste woman waiting for me at the altar so....NEEEEEEEEEEEENER  ;D

wow, even bettern' i thought.  i thought you might have been in your thirties.

double high five, and one one the back side.


do you ever get tired of having young pussy?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2006, 09:00:59 AM »
he hasn't had it yet :laugh:
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2006, 09:02:33 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 13, 2006, 09:00:59 AM
he hasn't had it yet :laugh:

maybe not yours! 8)

but we have high hopes for him. ;)
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2006, 09:04:12 AM »
well the other pussies aren't as good as mine :P
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"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2006, 09:05:34 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 13, 2006, 09:04:12 AM
well the other pussies aren't as good as mine :P

but you wouldn't know that would you?
or he, but soon enough, though, maybe???
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 09:07:36 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 08:52:30 AM
MrJ,
fully erect, how long is your penis?

I have no idea. I would imagine it's somewhere between adequate and painfully large for the virgin love tunnel it will soon be penetrating.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM »
atta boy.

how many women have you slept with?

how many men?

and i am not talking about actual sleeping!
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2006, 09:10:09 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:00:34 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 08:58:02 AM
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 08:48:08 AM
i just wanted to give you a high five for landing a much younger lass.  but since i didn't get a straight answer, then, i will run the risk of offending you.

good job, old man.

what...you don't have an earth calculator handy?  :P

I will be 50 of your earth years young next March....and I appreciate the high five. I'm the luckiest nearly half centurian on your planet, and I know it.

And don't worry, you can't offend me when speaking on matters of age...cuz...like you have pointed out...I may be old, but I have a young, chaste woman waiting for me at the altar so....NEEEEEEEEEEEENER  ;D

wow, even bettern' i thought.  i thought you might have been in your thirties.

double high five, and one one the back side.


do you ever get tired of having young pussy?

I don't have a young pussy...I have a middle aged penis....and thanks again :)
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2006, 09:13:47 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM
atta boy.

how many women have you slept with?
More than you

Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM
how many men?
See above

Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM
and i am not talking about actual sleeping!

Neither am I, my young apprentice.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2006, 09:16:40 AM »
teach me oh wise one.


i am sure you have slept with more.  your generatio fucked up the free love thing for every other generation.
thganks for all those diseases though.
my numbers are 62 women and zero men.  though i may have if they looked like peter.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2006, 09:27:23 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: MillaPill on September 13, 2006, 09:04:12 AM
well the other pussies aren't as good as mine :P

but you wouldn't know that would you?
or he, but soon enough, though, maybe???

yes we hope we well learn the secrets of my pussy soon enough.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2006, 09:32:09 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:16:40 AM
teach me oh wise one.


i am sure you have slept with more.  your generatio fucked up the free love thing for every other generation.
thganks for all those diseases though.
my numbers are 62 women

I stand corrected. Your total of raw conquests is far beyond mine. One can only hope you find someone to love before you start collecting the diseases of my generation that come from those type of Wilt Chamberlain numbers.

Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:16:40 AM
and zero men.  though i may have if they looked like peter.
Indeed, he is quite the handsome fellow, isn't he?
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