Poll for the Guys

[Queen Victoria]

Turn about is fair play.  This is the ladies version of the earlier boob poll. (forgive any errors, this is my first poll.)

[Al Swearegen]

Interesting question.
Don't know to be honest. Big balls would be prone to being sat on. It hurts like fuck when or if you do. Swollen balls is worse.
Tiny nuts? I dunno about this either. I suppose it would be the better option. I would not like to be underweight though. Been there and done that. I prefer to be overweight. Overweight and walnut sized balls would probably be the best combo? Dunno. Interesting like I say

[Callaway]

It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.

['andersom']

It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.

Somehow I envision new speed dating strategies.

"Can I see your testicles please." ... "No, I'm sorry, I just wanted someone for a one night thing."

Might make things interesting.





And I can't get the idea of tennis-balls out of my head. I only see people play with tennis-balls with utensils like rackets and ferocious dogs... Not my idea of fun in the bedroom.

[McGiver]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

["couldbecousin"]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were? 

[McGiver]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were? 

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

["couldbecousin"]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were? 

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then. 

[McGiver]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were? 

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then. 

the best way.

[DukeNukem]

i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were? 

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then. 

the best way.

Ladies LOVE my Balls Of Steel (TM)! 

[McGiver]

^^
virgin.

[Al Swearegen]

It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.

Somehow I envision new speed dating strategies.

"Can I see your testicles please." ... "No, I'm sorry, I just wanted someone for a one night thing."

Might make things interesting.





And I can't get the idea of tennis-balls out of my head. I only see people play with tennis-balls with utensils like rackets and ferocious dogs... Not my idea of fun in the bedroom.

I dunno? Does ^^^^ =  Might have to ask TheoK.

Even this  is making me wince now. 

["couldbecousin"]

^^
virgin.

Who, Duke Nukem? 

[Al Swearegen]

Yup!

["couldbecousin"]

Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!