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Re: Hello...
« Reply #120 on: February 27, 2010, 05:53:47 AM »
Have to go offline now and go to work.  :violin:

where do you work?

I have two jobs: by day I work in a retirement home kitchen, and 6 evenings a week I wash dishes at a burger restaurant.
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #121 on: February 27, 2010, 08:58:26 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #122 on: February 27, 2010, 09:19:50 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #123 on: February 28, 2010, 09:22:19 AM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #124 on: February 28, 2010, 12:25:50 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #125 on: February 28, 2010, 02:06:39 PM »
Have to go offline now and go to work.  :violin:

where do you work?

I have two jobs: by day I work in a retirement home kitchen, and 6 evenings a week I wash dishes at a burger restaurant.

Are you a good cook?

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2010, 02:22:33 PM »
Have to go offline now and go to work.  :violin:

where do you work?

I have two jobs: by day I work in a retirement home kitchen, and 6 evenings a week I wash dishes at a burger restaurant.

Are you a good cook?

I don't do too much actual cooking, more just prep work (peeling & chopping) and serving and cleaning. But I do try to do a good job with the simple cooking jobs that I do have. I don't cook at home, since both jobs provide me with free food.  :laugh:
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #127 on: February 28, 2010, 02:23:23 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:
i will still be your friend.

Thank you.  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #128 on: February 28, 2010, 09:24:46 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:

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don't like video games

 :thumbdn: Ugh. Nvm.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #129 on: February 28, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:

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don't like video games

 :thumbdn: Ugh. Nvm.

 :LMAO: :rofl:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #130 on: February 28, 2010, 09:32:29 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:

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don't like video games

 :thumbdn: Ugh. Nvm.

 :LMAO: :rofl:

No seriously. No love for video games = personal foul.  :orly:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #131 on: February 28, 2010, 09:36:25 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Age? Don't give a shit. Do you have nice boobs and/or a nice ass, and do you like video games?

It's no use, she don't put out anyways.  ::)

Too chubby, don't like video games, and...what HE said.  :zoinks:

Quote
don't like video games

 :thumbdn: Ugh. Nvm.

 :LMAO: :rofl:

No seriously. No love for video games = personal foul.  :orly:

Oh, I believe you. Just laughing at the disgust in your reply.  :snowman:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #132 on: February 28, 2010, 09:38:21 PM »
Oh. Lmao. Nah thats more like dissapointment.

I'm not mad sweetie, just.... dissapointed. You're still fucking grounded though.  :laugh:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #133 on: February 28, 2010, 09:39:40 PM »
Oh. Lmao. Nah thats more like dissapointment.

I'm not mad sweetie, just.... dissapointed. You're still fucking grounded though.  :laugh:

Heh, can I still go to work?  :laugh:
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #134 on: February 28, 2010, 09:41:41 PM »
Oh. Lmao. Nah thats more like dissapointment.

I'm not mad sweetie, just.... dissapointed. You're still fucking grounded though.  :laugh:

Heh, can I still go to work?  :laugh:

I guess. But pull a fast one on the way home and you'll be getting there on a bike instead of in a car. >:D
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"