A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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my son, apparently, did not want to watch Charlie Brown today. so he took his sippy cup and threw it at the TV and shattered it.we had just bought the TV for christmas and the cost to replace it was $600, which i did so reluctantly.
That sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs.
insurance?we are planning on buying the same model in a month, then puting the broken one back in the box and telling them it must have broken during shipping.
Quote from: McFiona on February 22, 2010, 12:31:44 AMmy son, apparently, did not want to watch Charlie Brown today. so he took his sippy cup and threw it at the TV and shattered it.we had just bought the TV for christmas and the cost to replace it was $600, which i did so reluctantly.Is this the toddler version of 'Spitting the Dummy'? (Wonder where he gets that from )No insurance?You know of course, the real revenge is knowing that you can use this story at really inappropriate times in his life!My daughter, when she was 8 (and old enough to know better), was left in the car to wait by my ex husband (totally unacceptable, but he never did it again after this). She was hungry and frustrated with waiting and decided to vent her frustrations on the cream vinyl upholstery in his van.She carved, with her school compass, the words "I STARVING!!" in 3 inch letters diagonally across the upholstery. He kept the car, even as she ventured into high school, which was kind of funny when friends got a lift.(Don't know why she didn't say "I'm" as she was classed as a gifted child...which makes the story all the more funny.)To this day, we still say "I starving!!!!" when we are famished. So it's kind of nice that that day is etched in everyones memories.Maybe your family saying will come to be, "don't throw your sippy cup, get over it"!!
Quote from: Phlexor on February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 AMThat sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs. When I was three years old, I had decided to take a magic marker and draw a line across the dining room wall. But this was a very huge issue, we didn't own our house anymore because we had sold it and the new owner was letting us live in it until our new house was through being build but she decided to kick us out and move in NOW. So we lived with my dad's friend for ten weeks and had everything in storage. My mom was shocked I did that because I had never done it before so I suppose I have never colored on the walls like most toddlers do. That's why you gotta watch them when they have crayons or pens or markers, etc. But sometimes they will still get into that stuff when you aren't looking and by the time you come back to the room, oh no there is scribbles on the wall. Your kid had no pen when you left the room for a phone call and now he got one while you were away because you had left it lying on the coffee table after you had done your taxes.
Well that's a lesson for them to learn. My mom used to keep my stuff put away on high shelves such as my books so my brother couldn't get to it. He once scribbled in my The Little Mermiad book and my mom caught him before it got too bad. He also used to put my Barbie things in his mouth and chew on it. It was a roller skate. He never really went in my room because he wasn't allowed and my mom did good watching him. She was a stay at home mom but she couldn't always be there. So he would end up touching my stuff and messing it up. Oh boy I would get mad at him and hold that grudge till I got back at him.
Quote from: Pikajedi3 on February 23, 2010, 07:56:03 AMQuote from: Phlexor on February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 AMThat sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs. ...I don't see the problem with the PS3 controller - it's black anyway.It was on the analogue stick, and it wiped off okay. It also wiped off the coffee mug with a bit of effort. Keyboard and mouse it isn't budging, lounge chair I'm leaving for the wife to investigate (she used to do doll restoration, so she knows where to get the information from).If it helps, it was a standard black sharpie.
Quote from: Phlexor on February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 AMThat sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs. ...I don't see the problem with the PS3 controller - it's black anyway.
Quote from: Phlexor on February 23, 2010, 07:59:55 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on February 23, 2010, 07:56:03 AMQuote from: Phlexor on February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 AMThat sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs. ...I don't see the problem with the PS3 controller - it's black anyway.It was on the analogue stick, and it wiped off okay. It also wiped off the coffee mug with a bit of effort. Keyboard and mouse it isn't budging, lounge chair I'm leaving for the wife to investigate (she used to do doll restoration, so she knows where to get the information from).If it helps, it was a standard black sharpie.I have gotten black sharpie off smooth plastic surfaces with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and a lot of patience, but nail polish remover could possibly affect the plastic so you would need to be very cautious with it.
Quote from: Callaway on February 23, 2010, 10:28:29 AMQuote from: Phlexor on February 23, 2010, 07:59:55 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on February 23, 2010, 07:56:03 AMQuote from: Phlexor on February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 AMThat sucks!My 2yo daughter decided to draw on with black permanent marker, my white wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, a mobile/cell phone, my PS3 controller, a roll of white tape, my white coffee mug, one of the new lounge chairs. ...I don't see the problem with the PS3 controller - it's black anyway.It was on the analogue stick, and it wiped off okay. It also wiped off the coffee mug with a bit of effort. Keyboard and mouse it isn't budging, lounge chair I'm leaving for the wife to investigate (she used to do doll restoration, so she knows where to get the information from).If it helps, it was a standard black sharpie.I have gotten black sharpie off smooth plastic surfaces with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and a lot of patience, but nail polish remover could possibly affect the plastic so you would need to be very cautious with it.Depending on the plastic and texture of the KB&M, you may be completely SoL - if it's glossy, you might be ok, if it's that old style matt, slightly bumpy texture.... it's not coming out.
Quote from: McFiona on February 23, 2010, 07:45:02 AMinsurance?we are planning on buying the same model in a month, then puting the broken one back in the box and telling them it must have broken during shipping.A plan, I suppose. I have home and contents insurance, so if something breaks, even by accident, it is replaced.
Quote from: Kit on February 23, 2010, 09:48:13 AMWell that's a lesson for them to learn. My mom used to keep my stuff put away on high shelves such as my books so my brother couldn't get to it. He once scribbled in my The Little Mermiad book and my mom caught him before it got too bad. He also used to put my Barbie things in his mouth and chew on it. It was a roller skate. He never really went in my room because he wasn't allowed and my mom did good watching him. She was a stay at home mom but she couldn't always be there. So he would end up touching my stuff and messing it up. Oh boy I would get mad at him and hold that grudge till I got back at him. See, you'd think they'd learn, but noooooo........
Quote from: Eclair on February 23, 2010, 07:49:01 AMQuote from: McFiona on February 23, 2010, 07:45:02 AMinsurance?we are planning on buying the same model in a month, then puting the broken one back in the box and telling them it must have broken during shipping.A plan, I suppose. I have home and contents insurance, so if something breaks, even by accident, it is replaced.i am not sure if we can get this type of insurance.it is difficult to get insurance for things that you really need like: flood insurance in new orleans or earthquake insurance in california.besides, i am not sure if it is worth it because the deductable would be what the TV costs.