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I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« on: February 11, 2010, 03:22:01 PM »
Not necc. because she's that great a lay (which maybe she is) but because once I plant my aspie seed in her womb, she'll either have to deliver the kid or abort and thus be accused of hypocrisy.

Plus, I think she's cute. In a Suzanne Somers post-lobotomy way.  >:D
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 03:23:59 PM »
I want to fuck John McCain!
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 03:24:43 PM »
He's too old for me. Plus I respect him. 6.5 yrs in the Hanoi Hilton is no fucking picnic.

Anyway, I prefer younger maroons of the female Republicrat variety.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM »
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2010, 03:34:44 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

I think Obama and his wife to be really sexy too.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2010, 03:36:40 PM »
Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, will you take these bags in?

Igor: Soitanly. You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the turban.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2010, 04:31:48 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2010, 04:36:59 PM »
Like I said....
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 04:40:10 PM »
Givin Palin a good nailing wouldn't be bad :laugh:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2010, 04:41:11 PM »
Maria Wetterstrand is pretty sexy. She's one of the spokespersons for the Swedish environmentalist/green party.  :zoinks:

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2010, 04:44:59 PM »
I still prefer Palin. She's got the designer specs, the mommy tits, the whole package. Plus she's pro-life, so if I knock her up she's got a REAL dilemna on her hands. She's already got a rep as a quitter, so....
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2010, 08:01:51 PM »
I'd fist her vagina.   Make her feel like a really used up whore afterwards.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2010, 11:09:12 PM »
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 06:28:40 AM »
Natasha Stott-Despoya was the best looking female pollie in Australia.....ever. Very cute.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 10:16:25 AM »
Here's Sarah Palin:



Here's Nancy Pelosi:



Here's Natasha Stott-Despoya:



Yes, she's cute.
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