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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM »
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2010, 07:42:32 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.

That small huh.  :orly:
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2010, 07:46:28 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2010, 10:48:11 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.

Don't take it personally.  It's the same question he asks almost everyone.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2010, 11:12:38 PM »
What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2010, 11:24:27 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 07, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?

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The risks associated with MRI aren’t limited to metal objects in the room. Any magnetic-susceptible metal in or on the body can also be affected by the magnetic force from an MRI. Metallic objects in the body, like surgical wires, clips and pacemakers can be pulled into the magnetic field. Serious injury or death can occur if the implant is dislodged (as in an aneurysm clip in the brain) or malfunctions (interference with a pacemaker). Metal can also heat during an MRI scan and cause severe burns in the surrounding area. Jewelry, electrode leads and foil-backed drug patches have been reported to cause serious burns during an MRI scan. Even metal fragments in tattoo ink or cosmetics can cause burns.


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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 12:19:24 AM »
Am I hero now for nailing Sins?


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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 12:46:29 AM »
Quote from: Kit on February 08, 2010, 12:19:24 AM
Am I hero now for nailing Sins?




Yes. A heroine, actually. sinsboldy finally got the asskicking that she deserved! Nice work, Kit!

I shall award you with a 1:1 scale replica of my...



Congratulations!
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 12:48:41 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 07, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?

I'm sorry, but you get no award from me. Try again!
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 01:56:14 AM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
am i gay?


want to have a pissing contest over experience with women?

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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2010, 08:36:02 PM »
Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2010, 08:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?

I know he's not Depressed Mode, anyway.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 11:16:39 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 08, 2010, 01:56:14 AM
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
am i gay?


want to have a pissing contest over experience with women?



Pissing contest? You're on! We will both drink as much water as possible and then piss. Whoever pisses the most... uh... piss... WINS! ;)
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 11:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?

Play this video and you will know my answer...

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