Ask Duke_Nukem anything!

[DukeNukem]

Try me ya tiny-balled peeps! I got Balls Of Steel™!

[McGiver]

do you have friends in real life?

how old are you?

do you know richard benson?

[odeon]

Do you honestly think anyone here is bothered by your trolling attempts?

[DukeNukem]

do you have friends in real life?

how old are you?

do you know richard benson?

No.

Eighteen.

Who the hell is Richard Benson and why should I give a damn?

[DukeNukem]

Do you honestly think anyone here is bothered by your trolling attempts?

Uh... I do not know what "trolling" is. And if anyone were to be bothered by what I say or do here (Or anywhere, for that matter)...

They can suck on my Balls Of Steel™!

[Natalia Evans]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

[DukeNukem]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

[Al Swearegen]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

[DukeNukem]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

[odeon]

This thread has very little entertainment value. Sorry.

[Al Swearegen]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

[DukeNukem]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".

[odeon]

You were there?

[DukeNukem]

You were there?

Maybe...

[Al Swearegen]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".

Funny you should say that. The fuck that they can tell where my car was hit and where it ended up signifies that I can sue them. Where it not me paying attention the laws of physics would favour the other driver as I would not have ended up where I was. These things are assessed by someoen even smart than you. Doesn't feel bad though. grand attempt at meaningful communication. You are special.