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Offline Mr Smith

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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2010, 01:16:32 AM »
why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2010, 01:56:18 AM »
Quote from: Sinsboldly on February 10, 2010, 01:16:32 AM
why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?

Why are you so obsessed with sinsboldly?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2010, 02:22:52 AM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 10, 2010, 01:56:18 AM
Quote from: Sinsboldly on February 10, 2010, 01:16:32 AM
why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?

Why are you so obsessed with sinsboldly?

was a joke tbh. Going to change it soon, maybe to Lit.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2010, 04:50:31 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on February 10, 2010, 01:16:32 AM
why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?

I think there is a lot of love there
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2010, 05:58:38 AM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
what you relly meant to say is: i can't get erect.  that is why i have balls of steel.  there is a large collection of unspewed semen in them.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2010, 01:53:05 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: DukeNukem on February 07, 2010, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 07, 2010, 04:35:37 AM
duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?

You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
what you relly meant to say is: i can't get erect.  that is why i have balls of steel.  there is a large collection of unspewed semen in them.

Would you like to suck my Balls Of Steel(TM)?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2010, 01:55:42 PM »
hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2010, 02:09:34 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 01:55:42 PM
hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?

I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.

And you are the bigot around here.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2010, 03:34:27 PM »
Quote from: Tim_Tex on February 10, 2010, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 01:55:42 PM
hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?

I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.

And you are the bigot around here.

A stickophobe fuck this place is going down hill
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2010, 06:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Tim_Tex on February 10, 2010, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 01:55:42 PM
hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?

I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.

And you are the bigot around here.
you may refer to me as the big nig.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2010, 05:20:57 AM »
yesterday afternoon i put my penis in and out of some pussy until it threw up this white stuff.

when was the last time you got laid?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 13, 2010, 05:20:57 AM
yesterday afternoon i put my penis in and out of some pussy until it threw up this white stuff.

when was the last time you got laid?

You boned a cat until it threw up... Wow... You're an inspiration for birth control!

The last time I got laid was a few minutes ago. And yes, I used birth control because you inspired me to use it.
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:07 PM »
Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??

I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)

Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2010, 05:45:41 AM »
Quote from: Rod Scrapling on February 25, 2010, 09:32:07 PM
Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??

I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)

Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
let's give him a chance.


duke, you remind me of that smelly. brown, dangly thing on my ass hair.

what do i remind you of?
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Re: Ask Duke_Nukem anything!
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2010, 05:56:07 AM »
Who is ignoring you?
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