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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2010, 08:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!

i use my granite-cock. much more hardcore that way. sometimes i even keep their teeth jammed under my foreskin. i like the way it scratches.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2010, 09:02:14 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:55:20 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!

i use my granite-cock. much more hardcore that way. sometimes i even keep their teeth jammed under my foreskin. i like the way it scratches.
You should not do that out in the open, witnesses are bad.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2010, 05:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive.  did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2010, 06:06:40 AM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive.  did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?

people should stop blaming/crediting drugs for their ideas >:I

the spanish inquisition are always an inspiration to me, they didnt smoke weed OR do meth, and they were totally creative in their ways.
when i was little i imagined people being tortured by having their teeth scissored apart

one just have to think a bit "out of the box" :]
then do drugs!
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2010, 11:03:12 AM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 10, 2010, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on February 09, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive.  did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?
I always joke about murder.   Doesn't matter if I am stoned or not.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2010, 12:50:29 PM »
I cut everything into bite-sized pieces while I'm preparing my food in the kitchen, then I dump it all in a bowl and eat it with a spoon, usually with my right hand.  In formal settings, I just go with whatever works.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
If you buy all your groceries from McDonalds you can eat with your hands
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2010, 08:23:48 AM »
Dude mcdonalds sucks. ::)
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2010, 09:50:28 PM »
I just stab my food with chop sticks.  ::)
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2010, 11:13:05 PM »
Ideally I would just throw it on the floor and let them go at it.  the food I mean you damn perverts!
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2010, 01:35:15 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on May 10, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
Ideally I would just throw it on the floor and let them go at it.  the food I mean you damn perverts!

It's good that you clarified that. :rofl:
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2010, 05:55:18 AM »
Quote from: McMorrison on February 05, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
the americans always keep their hands below the table so that they can more easily get to their gun.

Being armed and dangerous at the table is :viking: !


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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2010, 05:56:37 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 05, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
I always keep the knife in my left hand and fork in my right.  When I take a break hands under the table easier to play with myself that way :zoinks:

That's even :viking: er!


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