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Bin Laden green
« on: January 29, 2010, 08:42:15 PM »
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CAIRO – Osama bin Laden sought to draw a wider public into his fight against the United States in a new message Friday, dropping his usual talk of religion and holy war and focusing instead on an unexpected topic: global warming.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 08:44:23 PM »
he needs to begin focusing on a war with china.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 08:49:22 PM »
Let him built up all those insurgent armies there ike Chechnya to keep the chinks off our as
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 06:06:27 AM »
He needs to build up a more modern image. :P
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 09:31:17 AM »
It's hard to update yr image when you've been deadfor 2 years.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 09:46:16 AM »
They claim that's his voice and he referred to Copenhagen in his climate change message, so they think he's still alive.

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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 11:06:17 AM »
It's hard to update yr image when you've been deadfor 2 years.

Being dead is just right these days, though.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 11:42:43 AM »
Breaking news, Bin Laden and Al Gore are now gay lovers, joining in their quest to destroy Man Bear Pig.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2010, 12:25:44 PM »
Breaking news, Bin Laden and Al Gore are now gay lovers, joining in their quest to destroy Man Bear Pig.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2010, 04:11:01 PM »
I read the title of this thread and thought, "Holy fuck, Osama's marketing a brand-new ultra-potent strain of cannabis now!"

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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2010, 04:30:17 PM »
I read the title of this thread and thought, "Holy fuck, Osama's marketing a brand-new ultra-potent strain of cannabis now!"

I went some :asthing:
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2010, 05:46:42 PM »
I read the title of this thread and thought, "Holy fuck, Osama's marketing a brand-new ultra-potent strain of cannabis now!"

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If he has spies reading this, that will be his new merchandising.
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2010, 05:48:02 PM »
Lets hope he should smoke some himself and mellow out :laugh:
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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2010, 06:41:30 PM »
They claim that's his voice and he referred to Copenhagen in his climate change message, so they think he's still alive.

Good pt Callaway, 'cept there've been other enviro confabs @ or near Copenhagen & this one was wellpub'd. Plus how it is his beard's the same lnth? And how's he maintaining his kidney failure w/out dialysis? In the MOUNTAINS? (OK 1 of his followers might've coughed one up for the 72 virgins line) PLus ANYONE cld've guessed they'd do fuck all @the enconfab.

And why no time stamps on the vids? Every camera made since 199- automatically adds those. And what is he REALLY saying? I don't know Arabic. Does anyone here know Arabic?

If he calls the Super Bowl, THEN maybe I'll be less skeptical, Maybe.  :P

Me, I think he's the XXI Century Boogeyman. A very good Charlie, as the writer Dean Ing would say. Feh. I'm more scared of asbestos.


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Re: Bin Laden green
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2010, 06:44:56 PM »
Fuck he's been dead awhile he wasn't healthy to start recording are just sound alikes
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