I am on colofac. It's a relaxant for the digestive system. It helps keep the irritable bowel under control.
Most of your posts are complete crap. I do not think it works as well as you think it does.
They stop me farting as well. But if we ever meet up in real life, I promise not to take them for a week beforehand.
It'd be a great idea. You would end up going for "farting machine and end up sharting machine.
Stop fantasising about my sharts.
In fact, the other day I went to the doctor and I said "every morning, as regular as clockwork, I take a huge dump at 7 am".
The doctor said "that's excellent, regularity is good. So what is the problem?".
I told him "I don't wake up until 8 am".