« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 19 20 [21] 22 23 ... 45   Go Down

Author Topic: you know that you are getting old when....  (Read 28960 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #300 on: December 01, 2012, 06:44:45 PM »
All your pants are too long for you.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #301 on: December 01, 2012, 10:33:56 PM »
You start leaking urine.
People start thinking you look older than you really are instead of in your late teens or early twenties
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #302 on: December 02, 2012, 12:06:16 PM »
  You long for your childhood years and take refuge in the music of that time.  :)
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #303 on: December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #304 on: December 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.

  You did not catch my sarcasm cause you haz teh Ass Burgers.   :asthing:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #305 on: December 02, 2012, 05:19:15 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.

  You did not catch my sarcasm cause you haz teh Ass Burgers.   :asthing:

Or, because you hit a nerve.

Youth can be cruel in their assertions about the capability of their parents.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #306 on: December 03, 2012, 12:34:40 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.

  You did not catch my sarcasm cause you haz teh Ass Burgers.   :asthing:

No, I always miss the jokes other people make. :tard:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #307 on: December 03, 2012, 12:35:33 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.

  You did not catch my sarcasm cause you haz teh Ass Burgers.   :asthing:

Oh, and wanna hear about my speshul interests? :zoinks:No?
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #308 on: December 04, 2012, 01:16:45 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 03, 2012, 12:35:33 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:

She wants to drive herself.

  You did not catch my sarcasm cause you haz teh Ass Burgers.   :asthing:

Oh, and wanna hear about my speshul interests? :zoinks:No?

  I vaguely recall that you are interested in ... computers?     :smash:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #309 on: December 09, 2012, 02:36:05 AM »
I'm vaguely interested in getting them to do what I tell them to.

Which they so seldom do. Bloody things. I would have been happier becoming a musician.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #310 on: December 09, 2012, 01:32:17 PM »
You change all your passwords to "Incorrect."  That way if you forget it, the computer will tell it to you.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #311 on: December 09, 2012, 09:30:22 PM »
  You justify your uncharacteristic forgetfulness of pop-culture trivia by saying, 
   "Oh, that singer hasn't done anything in years, that's why I can't remember his name."   :zoinks:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Calavera

  • The Intellectually Deficient of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3735
  • Karma: 358
  • Gender: Male
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #312 on: December 09, 2012, 09:32:41 PM »
You start to find porn involving old people to be exciting. :autism:
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #313 on: December 09, 2012, 09:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 09, 2012, 09:32:41 PM
You start to find porn involving old people to be exciting. :autism:
 
  That's right, young man!  Snow on the roof = fire in the hearth!   :prude:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #314 on: December 09, 2012, 10:49:53 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 09, 2012, 09:49:49 PM
Quote from: Calavera on December 09, 2012, 09:32:41 PM
You start to find porn involving old people to be exciting. :autism:
 
  That's right, young man!  Snow on the roof = fire in the hearth!   :prude:

 :2thumbsup:
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:
Pages: 1 ... 19 20 [21] 22 23 ... 45   Go Up
« previous next »