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Offline odeon

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #150 on: May 12, 2010, 04:25:31 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 12, 2010, 10:32:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 12, 2010, 06:10:05 AM
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When you recognise perfectly well that what a young punk is trying to do is exactly the same thing you were known for 20+ years ago, but you still get annoyed because what you did is *different*.

:laugh:

That does it, time to check out sites with things to improve the elderly life Odeon. You're really growing old now. 

I thought this was it?

Poor odeon, how old are you?? :laugh:

As old as I am, give or take it a few months.

Yup. We are both ancient. :laugh:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #151 on: May 12, 2010, 04:26:19 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 12, 2010, 04:25:31 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 12, 2010, 10:32:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 12, 2010, 06:10:05 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 12, 2010, 06:06:49 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 12, 2010, 04:12:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 11, 2010, 03:14:30 PM
When you recognise perfectly well that what a young punk is trying to do is exactly the same thing you were known for 20+ years ago, but you still get annoyed because what you did is *different*.

:laugh:

That does it, time to check out sites with things to improve the elderly life Odeon. You're really growing old now. 

I thought this was it?

Poor odeon, how old are you?? :laugh:

As old as I am, give or take it a few months.

Yup. We are both ancient. :laugh:

Me too! I am 44! :laugh:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2010, 08:57:48 AM »
May be edging into menopause too!  :orly:


Hope I have hot flashes at work, oh joy!  :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2010, 09:22:24 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 04, 2010, 08:57:48 AM
May be edging into menopause too!  :orly:


Hope I have hot flashes at work, oh joy!  :zoinks:

You could bring a cute fan with you.  :green:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2010, 09:24:49 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 04, 2010, 09:22:24 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 04, 2010, 08:57:48 AM
May be edging into menopause too!  :orly:


Hope I have hot flashes at work, oh joy!  :zoinks:

You could bring a cute fan with you.  :green:

Yes I could. Or I could step into the big walk-in freezer!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #155 on: August 07, 2010, 02:07:34 AM »
You know you are getting old when every  possible sleeping position
causes you to rest your weight on some body part that hurts!  ::)
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #156 on: August 07, 2010, 12:34:47 PM »
You know you're getting old when sex means "Male" or "Female", not the act.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #157 on: September 02, 2010, 08:08:34 AM »
In my more vivid dreams these last few years, I seem to be 20-25 years younger than my real age!  :orly:
I wonder why that is! Maybe I miss being younger, maybe I still *feel* young and am in denial about my real age...

And sometimes, given my family history, I wonder if it is a (very early) warning sign of dementia.  :-\

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #158 on: September 02, 2010, 08:45:54 AM »
You know you're getting old when you look in the mirror and you're old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #159 on: September 02, 2010, 09:09:15 AM »
A sneeze is a worry
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #160 on: September 02, 2010, 09:10:56 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 02, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
A sneeze is a worry

Because it could herniate something?  :orly:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #161 on: September 02, 2010, 09:16:30 AM »
If you're old, never trust a fart.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #162 on: September 02, 2010, 10:56:19 AM »
You enjoy eating with your fingers again.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #163 on: September 02, 2010, 12:39:41 PM »
When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #164 on: September 02, 2010, 12:46:28 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 12:39:41 PM
When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick?  :orly:
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