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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #570 on: January 28, 2019, 05:00:14 AM »
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #571 on: January 28, 2019, 05:32:10 AM »

... or a sneeze?

Seriously! Ask Around.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #572 on: January 28, 2019, 06:00:04 AM »
That shit happened in my teens.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #573 on: March 11, 2019, 04:55:25 PM »
When you can feel the changing weather in your joints
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #574 on: April 14, 2019, 07:08:47 AM »
I was at a friend's place today with 5 other people and I was the oldest person there. One of them said she was born in 1994. I was like, "Shit, I was 17 then!"

Yep, feeling the age.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #575 on: April 14, 2019, 08:12:45 AM »
When you think a guy is handsome and then you realize he's in his 30's and young enough to be your grandson.


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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #576 on: April 25, 2019, 07:28:34 PM »
When you pull a muscle and it's not better by the next day.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #577 on: April 25, 2019, 07:48:17 PM »
People born after the year 2000, who are now adults or close enough to adults, make me feel old. I mean that feels just like last week.


When your kids are growing up and they start saying "wow, I feel like time is going faster now". Like I haven't noticed that yet?


When people start talking about things that are going to be completed in the year 2040, or that are going to happen within the next 25 years. I will be lucky if I'm still alive and have most of my marbles then.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #578 on: April 26, 2019, 11:42:08 AM »
You wonder if it's worthwhile put out the effort to grow up.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #579 on: April 26, 2019, 12:14:57 PM »
...listening to young whippersnappers on the train, all of whom discuss 3D printing.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #580 on: April 27, 2019, 05:28:06 PM »
Dating someone half my age wouldn't even come close to breaking the law.  :hahaha:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #581 on: April 27, 2019, 10:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 27, 2019, 05:28:06 PM
Dating someone half my age wouldn't even come close to breaking the law.  :hahaha:
Same here. They'd be 21.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #582 on: February 12, 2021, 08:51:12 PM »
When grocery day completely kicks my butt.  :hahaha:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #583 on: February 12, 2021, 10:35:44 PM »
When I get up in the morning barely able to move.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #584 on: February 13, 2021, 07:13:12 AM »
Reading this thread while quietly nodding.
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