Educational
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 24 25 [26] 27 28 ... 45   Go Down

Author Topic: you know that you are getting old when....  (Read 28824 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26159
  • Karma: 2536
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #375 on: March 14, 2014, 05:57:06 AM »
^Was it New Kids On The Block? I loathed them when I was a teenager.
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #376 on: March 15, 2014, 03:54:50 AM »
Yeah, it was, I think.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #377 on: March 15, 2014, 07:38:47 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 15, 2014, 03:52:11 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 13, 2014, 01:25:08 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2014, 11:49:14 PM
I want a pair of noise-cancelling headphones. I tried a pair the other day and they were awesome.

You get your noise-cancelling headphones.  You don't hear your wife telling you to buy lottery tickets and she's given you the winning numbers.

Wrong thread. :laugh:

:queenie: :oldman:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #378 on: March 16, 2014, 02:17:13 AM »
It kinda fits here, though.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #379 on: March 16, 2014, 02:24:42 AM »
You just know that you're getting old when you think "lucky THAT didn't happen to me".
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12027
  • Karma: 2031
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #380 on: March 16, 2014, 06:02:00 PM »
When some old woman approaches you in Walmart and starts talking to you like she knows you.

All the while the wheels are turning in your mind...who the fuck is this woman?

Then you realize who it is...and that they're actually about 3 years younger than you are. :P

Logged

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #381 on: March 16, 2014, 06:29:44 PM »
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #382 on: March 16, 2014, 06:52:16 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 14, 2014, 05:57:06 AM
^Was it New Kids On The Block? I loathed them when I was a teenager.

  Give them another chance.  Open your heart to them!  :trollface:

Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26159
  • Karma: 2536
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #383 on: March 18, 2014, 12:57:16 AM »
Haha, I am not playing that. They used to be so popular when I was in school.
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #384 on: March 18, 2014, 02:54:14 PM »
While listening to the radio you find a station that is playing a lot of songs you like then you hear the station ID and it's the oldies station :zombiefuck:
Logged
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #385 on: March 18, 2014, 04:49:25 PM »
I like the Oldies also
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #386 on: April 10, 2014, 07:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Parts on March 18, 2014, 02:54:14 PM
While listening to the radio you find a station that is playing a lot of songs you like then you hear the station ID and it's the oldies station :zombiefuck:

  Yeah, since when does 90s Seattle grunge belong on the classic-rock station?!  :dunno:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #387 on: April 10, 2014, 07:42:28 PM »
You know you're getting old when you mope about the fact that your family line is coming to an end.  :violin:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #388 on: April 10, 2014, 08:09:45 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 07:41:31 PM
Quote from: Parts on March 18, 2014, 02:54:14 PM
While listening to the radio you find a station that is playing a lot of songs you like then you hear the station ID and it's the oldies station :zombiefuck:

  Yeah, since when does 90s Seattle grunge belong on the classic-rock station?!  :dunno:

That's a travesty. :nicegear:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #389 on: April 10, 2014, 08:19:43 PM »
You find out about sludge metal, listen to the band The Crowbar.  The music is nice, but the lead singer probably should post in the Does anyone dig shit out of their ass thread.  He sounded positively constipated. 

(His sister is a hoot though.)
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:
Pages: 1 ... 24 25 [26] 27 28 ... 45   Go Up
« previous next »