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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #975 on: June 07, 2007, 07:01:15 AM »
My wife lost my crop when she got arrested.  :(

So buy a new one.

Ah, things aren't that easy.
One doesn't just BUY things,
you know. They have to enter
one's life legitimately.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #976 on: June 07, 2007, 07:09:17 AM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #977 on: June 07, 2007, 07:24:40 AM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #978 on: June 07, 2007, 07:27:21 AM »
What, and not just have him
slip money through the slot?

Sounds like what he wants.

Well, except for the peep.
Can't have a peep show
without peeps.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #979 on: June 07, 2007, 07:28:43 AM »
What, and not just have him
slip money through the slot?

Sounds like what he wants.

Well, except for the peep.
Can't have a peep show
without peeps.
I'd answer that, but it's not McJ's question ;)

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #980 on: June 07, 2007, 01:04:18 PM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
Misunderstood.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #981 on: June 07, 2007, 02:28:48 PM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
I said feedback, not instructions! 

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #982 on: June 07, 2007, 04:57:03 PM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
I said feedback, not instructions! 
i made a request in the form of a demand.
Misunderstood.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #983 on: June 08, 2007, 01:23:03 AM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
I said feedback, not instructions! 
i made a request in the form of a demand.
Ooh, very sexy.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #984 on: June 08, 2007, 05:52:11 AM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
I said feedback, not instructions! 
i made a request in the form of a demand.
Ooh, very sexy.
do you like to be submissive during sex?
Misunderstood.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #985 on: June 08, 2007, 06:00:31 AM »
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I know- I had an internal tennis match going on- what should I think about man wanking or girl on girl riding crop action?  Why it didn't occur to me at the time to combine the two had have man wanking watching girl on girl riding crop action I don't know (perhaps too much blood had left my brain). 

that's what i was getting at.
i was perfectly happy sitting in the shadows, rubbing myself and not making a peep.  while watching the show.
no sounds except for the occasional moan.
I'd find it too distracting, you'd have to come out of the shadows...at least where I could see the show...and I'd want to hear some verbal feedback from time to time also.
now form a train!
I said feedback, not instructions! 
i made a request in the form of a demand.
Ooh, very sexy.
do you like to be submissive during sex?
You are asking ME questions in your own Ask Away thread?  How submissive...
I think giving pleasure is sometimes the dominant role because you have the other person completely at your mercy...well that is the ultimate result.
I'm not conventional about my views on dominance vs submissive.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #986 on: June 09, 2007, 06:36:54 PM »
What's with the new name?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #987 on: June 09, 2007, 06:39:02 PM »
its the bandwagon.

everything is a port something or fucking other.  :laugh:


yes, i amuse myself.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #988 on: June 09, 2007, 06:39:43 PM »
its the bandwagon.

everything is a port something or fucking other.  :laugh:


yes, i amuse myself.

Its good you amuse someone ;)

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #989 on: June 09, 2007, 06:40:20 PM »
Seems as good an explanation as I could hope for.

Do you like them?