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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #900 on: June 03, 2007, 12:56:49 PM »
 :laugh:  I was actually thinking of making a mini tube sock for it, since the septics seem to have such a fondness for jacking off into them.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #901 on: June 03, 2007, 01:11:00 PM »
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« Reply #902 on: June 03, 2007, 01:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:11:00 PM
'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php

Of course I have- wasn't I the one that sent you the link to that site?  :laugh:

You do know Mcj will not be impressed that we talked about knitting in his thread don't you? But since men prefer visuals this  :bounce: should distract him long enough to forget we did it.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #903 on: June 03, 2007, 01:27:45 PM »
ah, but he might be impressed if we said that knitters can make things like this:
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(although, personally, i think we'd prefer:
 

that line of hair running down from the navel... oh lawks, i am sitting in a pool of my own desire...   :-[
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #904 on: June 03, 2007, 05:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:11:00 PM
'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php
the baby socks will be just fine.

i am fairly straight, but curve, oh so slightly to the left.

which side is your g-spot on?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #905 on: June 04, 2007, 12:28:30 AM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 03, 2007, 05:45:54 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:11:00 PM
'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php
the baby socks will be just fine.

i am fairly straight, but curve, oh so slightly to the left.

which side is your g-spot on?

shouldn't you be asking this in my thread?  or are you just spreading your inquisitiveness all around the board?

actually, i think it's pretty much in the middle.  of my forehead.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #906 on: June 04, 2007, 12:52:35 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
(although, personally, i think we'd prefer:
 

that line of hair running down from the navel... oh lawks, i am sitting in a pool of my own desire...   :-[

You won't have a guy like that anymore than I will have Paris Hilton, bitch.  8)
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #907 on: June 04, 2007, 02:20:16 AM »
i had to laugh.  actually, my last partner had a body not dissimilar to that of the man above.

and do change the record, Littlegenitals.  or are you a one shot dullard?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #908 on: June 04, 2007, 03:22:24 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:52:35 AM
You won't have a guy like that anymore than I will have Paris Hilton, bitch.  8)

You'd have Paris Hilton? Greeugh. I wouldn't fuck her with yours. :puke:
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #909 on: June 06, 2007, 06:56:47 AM »
any more questions for your master?

i was hoping to get to 69 pages so that i can lock this thread and start another one! 8)
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #910 on: June 06, 2007, 02:49:35 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 06:56:47 AM
any more questions for your master?

i was hoping to get to 69 pages so that i can lock this thread and start another one! 8)
OK, I was reading some thread here and some guy...a dolt probably, said he had a hand-job fetish.  So I was just wondering...where do you think that comes from?  Memories from the virgin days?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #911 on: June 06, 2007, 04:42:02 PM »
it has to do with not being able to control the tempo.

i hold it.  i hold it.  i hold it.
until i cannot hold it anymore.

and then i explode.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #912 on: June 07, 2007, 03:53:45 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 04:42:02 PM
it has to do with not being able to control the tempo.

i hold it.  i hold it.  i hold it.
until i cannot hold it anymore.

and then i explode.
That's usually the desired outcome.  I'd ask more questions about it, but it would turn into something naughty!
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #913 on: June 07, 2007, 04:04:37 AM »
oh, don't restrain yourself, eclair.  i mean, it's not as though this place is renowned for its propriety...  ::)
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #914 on: June 07, 2007, 04:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 04:04:37 AM
oh, don't restrain yourself, eclair.  i mean, it's not as though this place is renowned for its propriety...  ::)
Oh I know that, I'm trying to protect McJ! 
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