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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #585 on: May 17, 2007, 02:11:17 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 17, 2007, 12:25:04 AM
at what age do you think you will teach your children sarcasm?

I thought the last word here was autism.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #586 on: May 17, 2007, 02:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 16, 2007, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 16, 2007, 05:34:51 PM
I wonder why I'm suddenly wondering what mine measure  :laugh:  I also wonder why woman don't do that as often as men measure their cocks.
It's a rough guess...tape measure not at hand...
But you are right...I never really thought about it either....


 :plus: for making me laugh whilst I'm still waking up. :laugh:
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #587 on: May 17, 2007, 02:33:55 AM »
How often do men measure their cocks?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #588 on: May 17, 2007, 05:47:31 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 02:33:55 AM
How often do men measure their cocks?
87% of men measure threi cocks 7 times before the age of 20.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #589 on: May 17, 2007, 06:51:09 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 16, 2007, 09:27:28 PM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 16, 2007, 07:57:06 PM
we had a boy in december:


I suspect he will end up looking like you...you better start an investment account for him to cover the cost of condoms!

Another question.  How does someone so sarcastic have 3 children? 
Are you nice to at least them?
it takes a bit to understand that my sacasm isn't mean sprited.


i believe that my style of parenting is effective.  as well as my sarcasm.
my kids will learn to question everything.  not take anything at face value.



is sarcasm not nice?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #590 on: May 17, 2007, 06:51:59 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:51:09 AM
not take anything at face value.

Including a slap in the face?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #591 on: May 17, 2007, 06:52:22 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 17, 2007, 12:25:04 AM
at what age do you think you will teach your children sarcasm?

are any of your children aspy/auty?
i teach them all the time.

my oldest daughter.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #592 on: May 17, 2007, 06:53:31 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 06:51:59 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:51:09 AM
not take anything at face value.

Including a slap in the face?
what does this mean?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #593 on: May 17, 2007, 06:54:28 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:53:31 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 06:51:59 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:51:09 AM
not take anything at face value.

Including a slap in the face?
what does this mean?

Should they learn to not take a slap at face value, I guess.

Damned if  I can understand my posts.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #594 on: May 17, 2007, 06:55:59 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 06:54:28 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:53:31 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 06:51:59 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 06:51:09 AM
not take anything at face value.

Including a slap in the face?
what does this mean?

Should they learn to not take a slap at face value, I guess.

Damned if  I can understand my posts.

why should they?
it could mean several things.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #595 on: May 17, 2007, 06:59:00 AM »
Will the Kaiser ever steal my string?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #596 on: May 17, 2007, 07:00:06 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 06:59:00 AM
Will the Kaiser ever steal my string?
depends.

does he want to earn his red wings?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #597 on: May 17, 2007, 07:01:16 AM »
Are there any 'sure things'?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #598 on: May 17, 2007, 07:01:54 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 07:01:16 AM
Are there any 'sure things'?
yes.

a ten dollar whore!
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #599 on: May 17, 2007, 07:02:39 AM »
Oy! With inflation these days, you'd be lucky if it's not
a maggot infested corpse.
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