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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #435 on: May 09, 2007, 02:56:33 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 02:52:34 PM
thanks for killing my thread.

No-one could ever kill your ask me thread, you put yourself about so much there'll always be someone who wants to ask you something even if its only 'will you ever shut up'.  :P
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #436 on: May 09, 2007, 03:06:22 PM »
is that a question?

my answer is no.  not until i'm dead.
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« Reply #437 on: May 09, 2007, 03:18:42 PM »
No, I'd never waste my time asking that question.

If you're desperate for questions I suppose I can think of one.

What was your most memorable sexual experience?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #438 on: May 09, 2007, 04:31:01 PM »
Do you relise that American football is a game for wimps?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #439 on: May 09, 2007, 06:24:01 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 09, 2007, 03:18:42 PM
No, I'd never waste my time asking that question.

If you're desperate for questions I suppose I can think of one.

What was your most memorable sexual experience?
i would say that it would be on the balcony at the marriet, palm springs, with people watching us from below.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #440 on: May 09, 2007, 06:25:04 PM »
Quote from: paradox on May 09, 2007, 04:31:01 PM
Do you relise that American football is a game for wimps?
do you realize that i could fuck you dizzy.

that i can fuck you so hard that your legs would shake afterwards and you wouldn't be able to stand for the better part of a day?

do you?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #441 on: May 09, 2007, 08:22:13 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
Quote from: paradox on May 09, 2007, 04:31:01 PM
Do you relise that American football is a game for wimps?
do you realize that i could fuck you dizzy.

that i can fuck you so hard that your legs would shake afterwards and you wouldn't be able to stand for the better part of a day?

do you?
Why are the reasons you think you are suck a good fuck?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #442 on: May 09, 2007, 08:23:40 PM »
ihave seen these results before.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #443 on: May 09, 2007, 08:26:24 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
ihave seen these results before.
I've seen when Harry Met Sally.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #444 on: May 09, 2007, 08:28:28 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 09, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
ihave seen these results before.
I've seen when Harry Met Sally.
good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #445 on: May 09, 2007, 08:29:08 PM »
So, your love life is like a scene from the exorcist?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #446 on: May 09, 2007, 08:30:03 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 09, 2007, 08:29:08 PM
So, your love life is like a scene from the exorcist?
i guess you could say that, especially the eyes rolling back up into the head.
and the sense of levetation.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #447 on: May 09, 2007, 08:33:39 PM »
Does it include vomiting?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #448 on: May 09, 2007, 08:34:36 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:28:28 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 09, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
ihave seen these results before.
I've seen when Harry Met Sally.
good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.
Practice makes perfect.
Do you verbalise throughout the event?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #449 on: May 09, 2007, 08:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 09, 2007, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:28:28 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 09, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 09, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
ihave seen these results before.
I've seen when Harry Met Sally.
good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.
Practice makes perfect.
Do you verbalise throughout the event?
no.
i quietly count my rythem and practice my porn expression. 8)
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