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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #315 on: February 10, 2007, 05:10:23 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
no.

has this:

ever happened to you?

 :laugh:

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #316 on: February 10, 2007, 05:23:12 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 10, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
So, did you meet with Scrapheap or not? And what did you drink?
yep.  we hung out for about two hours.  he showed me his shop and we went for lunch and a beer.

he looks exactly like that picture that he posted, but older.
he is a nice guy.
and he told me that he loved you, odeon. :laugh:

:o

I'm pretty sure he is a nice guy, actually, but our online personas do not always get along.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #317 on: February 12, 2007, 06:06:55 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
no.

has this:

ever happened to you?

No.

Have you ever gotten it on with a guy, even a little bit?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #318 on: February 12, 2007, 06:23:52 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
no.

has this:

ever happened to you?

No.

Have you ever gotten it on with a guy, even a little bit?

no.

i have been attracted to guys.
what about you?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #319 on: February 12, 2007, 06:46:03 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
no.

has this:

ever happened to you?

No.

Have you ever gotten it on with a guy, even a little bit?

no.

i have been attracted to guys.
what about you?

I got off with a guy at uni, many years ago, and, of course, there's the contents of the massage thread.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #320 on: February 12, 2007, 06:49:43 PM »
what do you mean 'got off.'

did he help you achieve an argasm?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #321 on: February 12, 2007, 06:53:27 PM »
'Got off' means to kiss passionately with.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #322 on: February 12, 2007, 06:55:33 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:53:27 PM
'Got off' means to kiss passionately with.

why didn't you ask him to fuck?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #323 on: February 12, 2007, 07:54:12 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:53:27 PM
'Got off' means to kiss passionately with.

why didn't you ask him to fuck?

Because I didn't want to fuck with him.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #324 on: February 12, 2007, 08:49:53 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 07:54:12 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:53:27 PM
'Got off' means to kiss passionately with.

why didn't you ask him to fuck?

Because I didn't want to fuck with him.

did you get a semi hard on while you were kissing him?

did you use your tongue?

if so, what did he have for breakfast?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #325 on: February 12, 2007, 09:39:41 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 07:54:12 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:53:27 PM
'Got off' means to kiss passionately with.

why didn't you ask him to fuck?

Because I didn't want to fuck with him.

did you get a semi hard on while you were kissing him?

did you use your tongue?

if so, what did he have for breakfast?

Yes, a little bit, and I don't know.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #326 on: February 12, 2007, 10:16:54 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 12, 2007, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 12, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 10, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
no.

has this:

ever happened to you?

No.

Have you ever gotten it on with a guy, even a little bit?

no.

i have been attracted to guys.
what about you?

are there any male celebrities that you are attracted to? if so, who are they?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #327 on: February 12, 2007, 11:37:52 PM »
i have always had a thing for Brad Pitt, circa the movie seven.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #328 on: February 14, 2007, 07:24:32 PM »
I found the wikipedia entry for constanterectionitus. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_sexual_arousal_syndrome
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #329 on: February 14, 2007, 07:33:05 PM »
i had that when i was a teenager.
i had to jerk off just to take a piss.
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