I confess I've never done a church confession ![Nerdy :nerdy:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/iconnerdy.gif)
It's very serious business. You go into the confessional and tell the priest
all of your sins. Then you express contrition and receive your penance. ![orly? :orly:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/orlyaa0.gif)
I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so I just made shit up.
Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?
1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did something.
3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys! ![the pope :pope:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/pope.gif)
And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.